A Top-Tier Straight Man Plays Everyone's Least Favorite [Quick Transmigration]

[Heavily revised from the beginning, updates resumed] Su Chi was a 24-karat straight man, and his life had always gone smoothly. But when he was twenty-six, something extraordinary happened: he accidentally bound himself to a universally-hated cannon-fodder System. The System told him that this was a female-oriented harem novel, and he would be playing the lowest-ranking character in the harem. The male leads would ostracize and despise him, ordering him around as they pleased, and in the end, he wouldn't even get so much as a bowl of soup. Su Chi: "??" What did that even mean? World One It's graduation season, and you've invited the protagonists to your family's hot spring resort. Plot: You're the son of a nouveau riche family, disliked and looked down on at your elite school. Still, you insist on clinging to the school's golden boys and shamelessly become a hanger-on in their circle. They can't stand you, so they've all agreed to your invitation and decided to teach you a lesson. Mission: Set up the male leads' first meeting with the heroine, provide a romantic location, fine wine, and top-notch service. Result: Before you even meet the heroine, you get drunk and pass out. The next day, you wake up by the pool, weak and covered in bruises, with the male leads sprawled around you. It's all perfectly normal after a group hangover, except that only your clothes are floating in the hot spring... World Two You were born in a beastman tribe. Even though you're male, you can't transform into your beastman form, so everyone judges you a useless weakling who can't even protect himself. Plot: There are very few females here, so each female is usually assigned several males for protection. But no one wants you, and you keep flaunting your masculine charms everywhere. All the males despise you and finally threaten to beat you up every time they see you if you don't stop. Mission: Bring the heroine and the male leads together. Make sure they get together on the day they choose their mates. Result: On the day the mates are chosen, the male leads who despised you are standing behind you instead. World Three: You're an adventure enthusiast. One day, you and your companions wander into a place cut off from the outside world: the Hidden Village. Plot: It's beautiful, like a paradise, but there's an air of mystery and danger about it. You become infatuated with the ethereal High Priest, offend the gods, and earn the villagers' hatred. They want to sacrifice you. Mission: Awaken the High Priest's romantic feelings and set the two of them up. Result: The High Priest turns out to be a man, and he takes you to the Tree of Life, telling you that you have to conceive a child to escape being sacrificed. You don't believe a man can get pregnant, but then you watch your belly grow... Su Chi: My worldview is collapsing... Naturally scummy, ridiculously handsome straight bottom vs. fragmented tops Content warnings: 1. Lots of humiliation and pursuit, but the bottom doesn't put up with it (insane incel losers appear). 2. Possibly non-consensual scenes. 3. Various melodramatic tropes. 4. Small worlds may have happy or tragic endings. 5. All tops who have intimate contact with the bottom are virgins. 6. Whether it's satisfying is purely a matter of personal taste. 7. I think it's satisfying, but that's just my personal preference, so please check the warnings yourself. This blurb was revised on April 26, 2026, with some changes to the setting. My next novel, The Fake Young Master Binds to an Incubus System, is now open for follows! The real young master returns to the wealthy family, making the fake young master look like trash and becoming the family's darling! Five top-tier tops become completely obsessed with the real young master and give him everything! With fans all over the world, he's the entertainment industry's one and only top-tier star! It's an incredibly satisfying story where everyone dotes on the protagonist! But... Su Shiyu was that useless fake young master. Feeling he owed the real young master, he tried to make it up to him, giving him everything and obeying his every command. But Su Shiyu's luck kept getting worse, his body grew thin and weak, and even his appearance began to deteriorate. In the end, he was pushed out to shield the real young master from a fan's acid attack, and died of depression. As he lay dying, he heard the real young master whisper in his ear, "He was ugly to begin with. Now that he's disfigured, isn't that even better? What a moron." The tops comforted the real young master by his bedside. "It's not your fault. He was just unlucky. At least he did something worthwhile by taking the acid for you before he died." Su Shiyu was reborn... Only then did he learn that he was a cannon fodder character in a wish-fulfillment novel, while the real young master had transmigrated into a book and was its protagonist. From the moment he entered the story, the real young master had used the protagonist's halo to steal everything from him: his looks, luck, intelligence, and physical fitness... Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've bound yourself to the "Incubus System." Every time you weaken the main characters' protagonist filter toward the real young master, you'll gain beauty and fortune. Su Shiyu understood. If that was how it worked, then he could be the protagonist of this world too. From then on, he peeled away the real young master's protagonist filter layer by layer and treated the five top-tier tops like dogs. He was stunningly beautiful, heartless and dangerous, addictive and impossible to resist. The five tops all cried out in anguish, "Who do you love?!" Then they saw Jiang Chengchao, the heir to a top financial conglomerate, standing in front of Su Shiyu like a wolf guarding its food, looking down on them all. "You're all unwanted trash." Rumor had it Jiang Chengchao was the family's chosen successor, and he devoted himself entirely to his career. He had once declared that he wouldn't go near a woman before he turned twenty-eight, but at twenty-five, he fell for Su Shiyu. Su Shiyu once teased him, "Didn't you say you'd abstain until you were twenty-eight?" Jiang Chengchao urgently kissed his soft lips, showing him through his actions that twenty-five was the peak of a man's physical prime. Theme: Live well and keep striving forward