After seven years together, Tang Yu and Chi Ying finally had enough of each other.
Tang Yu: Chi Ying's mouth is a poisonous control freak, he immediately seeks out Bai Yueguang after leaving!
Chi Ying: Tang Yu is indifferent and doesn't love me. If we leave, he will talk to a woman immediately!
At the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the two men were filled with murderous intent and vowed not to interact with each other until they die.
Chi Ying signed with a ferocious face: Li Li Li Li... Woof woof woof? ? ?
Tang Yu fell to the ground in a daze: It's over, my ex-husband has turned into a dog.
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Chi Ying turned into a dog for the first time,
Tang Eucalyptus should be a dream.
Chi Ying turned into a dog for the second time,
Tang Yu is not sure, let's have another look.
Chi Ying turned into a dog for the third time, and the time was getting longer.
Tang Yu was really panicked and had to believe that her lover was evil.
A rabbit spirit who claimed to be their assistant in their emotional life told them.
Because Chi Ying is a scumbag, that's why he turned into a dog.
After hearing this reason, Tang Yu was silent for a moment, and tried to prove to Chi Ying: Although his mouth always says ugly things like picking dung, Pan Zhengtiao is very talkative and has a great sense of service. He has not treated me badly after so many years together, so...
He glanced at Erha behind him.
Can you change him back?
Tang Yu didn't even notice when he said this, his voice was trembling.
Small Theater
Chi Ying (confirming again): You won't leave me alone, right?
Tang Yu (expressionless): You've asked me seven thousand eight hundred times, but I didn't think you loved me that much when we were together.
Chi Ying (Hongcheng Persimmon): Hu... Nonsense! ! !
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He says he is too straight and loves his wife very much but refuses to admit that he is gay.
VS
The man who appears to be a nice guy smokes and drinks secretly and is very capable of pretending to accept it.
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"Kittens don't need to wear clothes!" !
Xia Miao's diary:
The cat has a lot of hair and does not need to wear clothes.
But the shit-shocking officer always likes to force the girl to wear clothes.
Mi was very angry and decided to run away from home.
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Qi Baiyu raised a long-haired short-legged blue cat.
The cat has a pair of golden eyes, small facial features, and a profile as delicate as if it had been kissed by an angel. Everyone who sees it says it is beautiful.
He loves this cat very much, even though he is allergic to cat hair.
Every day after get off work, the cat would always come out of the bedroom, stretch, and then rub his trouser legs, making a purring sound.
So Qi Baiyu was convinced that this kitten could not live without him.
Until one day, the cat disappeared.
Qi Baiyu looked for him like crazy.
Just when he was almost desperate, the cat came back.
However, the person standing at the door was not a cat, but a naked young man with clear golden eyes.
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After Xia Miao became a human, she disliked wearing clothes and often ran around the house naked.
So Qi Baiyu's eyes were filled with white spots every day, and he was forced to start a life of self-cultivation.
When the cat nestled into his arms, he silently muttered: He is a cat, not a human.
When the cat lay on his chest, he closed his eyes: He is a cat, not... A human.
When the cat kissed and kissed him, he gave up struggling: he is a cat, I am not a human being.
Later one night, Xia Miao turned into a human again. She habitually climbed onto Qi Baiyu's pillow and lay down with her hands in her hands.
Qi Baiyu, who was half asleep, subconsciously reached out and rubbed his soft belly skillfully.
Xia Miao's hair suddenly exploded, and she pressed her paw on his wrist: "You are not allowed to touch here either!"
Qi Baiyu opened his eyes and looked at the angry cat-eared boy in front of him. He was silent for two seconds and then suddenly smiled: "It turns out that not only the belly... The ears and tail are also sensitive?"
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When the kitten smells the erotic scent of a human body, it will tell the other person very seriously and seriously: You should find a female cat.
Person: ... How to find it?
Mi: Spray some catnip on your body, you are guaranteed to be popular!
Three days later, Mi woke up from someone's arms, clutched her butt and her legs were weak, and went to throw the culprit into the trash can.
——Catnip is not good, so we won't spray it anymore.
Reading Guide
1. The cold-faced and cute cat without knowing it is attacked by the boss who looks cold and domineering but is actually attacked by his old father.
2. A sweet cookie on a daily basis. The cat still retains its cat nature after turning into a human. It likes to step on breasts, bask in the sun, and chase laser pointers.
3. British shorthair cannot be matched with short legs! ! Because the British Shorthair is born with a large body, the bones of the short legs will be strongly compressed. Not only are they prone to heart disease, but the organs will also be squeezed. Miaomiao was also abandoned by her original owner after being diagnosed with heart disease TT
4. I would like to dedicate this article to my favorite baby. I hope you will always be healthy and live a long life.
5. The article is expected to be published in February next year. If you like it, you can collect it.
Intention: Stay strong and don't give up.
