
My Crush Says She Is a Monster
暗恋对象说自己是怪物
by Empty Valley Hanging Lamp (空谷悬灯)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 234k Words
- Chapters
- 70
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[New article "Kittens don't need to wear clothes!" ! The article is open, interested little ones can save it~ In the eyes of outsiders, Lu Xiaolan, who was born in a prestigious school and has an excellent appearance, is a flower of the high mountains. He can only be seen from a distance but not played with, but everyone who knows him knows it. The flower of the high mountain is obviously a Beagle. Lu Xiaolan's super insensitive power and unique brain circuits made Lu Xiaolan single for twenty-six years, until he met Su Xiao, which was his first attempt to chase someone. Then. Lu Xiaolan: Xiao, you don't have to be strong anymore, because your strength has come. Suxiao:...... Or. Lu Xiaolan: He is a strong person and you are a light person. Who am I? Overnight: bitch Lu Xiaolan's movements were as fierce as a tiger's, and she liked to say "Crush" and scolded him two hundred and fifty. - Su Xiaolan didn't want to see Lu Xiaolan. From the first moment they met, there was no reason. He just saw that the other person was unhappy. The physical rejection made him hide as far away as he could. Until his biggest secret was discovered. In the alienated form, Suxiao's hands and feet cannot be used normally. He could only whisper and beg. "I won't hurt you." "Please..." "Help me." - Like Su Xiao, Lu Xiaolan also has a secret. As long as his mood fluctuates greatly, he will turn into a hairy monster. In order to live a normal life, he has to take drugs that inhibit the activity of brain nerves throughout his life. Until I saw the alienated Suxiao. Embarrassed and helpless. A completely different person than usual. Su Xiao hugged herself tightly and hid in the corner: wuwuwu, I am a monster. Lu Xiaolan looked calm and hugged the princess: This is not a monster, he is obviously my future husband. - Neither of them knew the other was someone they met online. The current situation is like this: Gong likes Shou on the Internet, but Shou likes Gong in real life. The one who fell off the horse first was Shou. Gong was shocked and felt complicated, but still chose to use his status as a good sister online to help Shou pursue his real self. After the incident was completed, Shou wanted to thank the wingman in person, so he proposed to meet him offline. On a sunny morning, I was broken. Who can tell me why the good sister who has been helping me with advice turns out to be me? ! So, I couldn't control my emotions and became alienated on the spot... And the attack was broken. Can anyone tell me why my boyfriend is a sloth? ? ? Reading Guide 1. Buddhism, lazy cancer, late stage mental state, beautiful, strong and confident, succumbing to x, tsundere, innocent, hard mouth, easy to coax, childish ghost, fragile attack 2. The happy comedy "Daily Kawaii Cookies" is the work of the author who lets himself go freely. It may contain a large number of outdated memes on the Internet. 3. It goes without saying that the ending is HE 4. The copy has been screenshotted, and you will be destitute for the rest of your life if you steal it. ********* [Advance payment for next copy—— "Kittens don't need to wear clothes!" ! Xia Miao's diary: The cat has a lot of hair and does not need to wear clothes. But the shit-shocking officer always likes to force the girl to wear clothes. Mi was very angry and decided to run away from home. - Qi Baiyu raised a long-haired short-legged blue cat. The cat has a pair of golden eyes, small facial features, and a profile as delicate as if it had been kissed by an angel. Everyone who sees it says it is beautiful. He loves this cat very much, even though he is allergic to cat hair. Every day after get off work, the cat would always come out of the bedroom, stretch, and then rub his trouser legs, making a purring sound. So Qi Baiyu was convinced that this kitten could not live without him. Until one day, the cat disappeared. Qi Baiyu looked for him like crazy. Just when he was almost desperate, the cat came back. However, the person standing at the door was not a cat, but a naked young man with clear golden eyes. - After Xia Miao became a human, she disliked wearing clothes and often ran around the house naked. So Qi Baiyu's eyes were filled with white spots every day, and he was forced to start a life of self-cultivation. When the cat nestled into his arms, he silently muttered: He is a cat, not a human. When the cat lay on his chest, he closed his eyes: He is a cat, not... A human. When the cat kissed and kissed him, he gave up struggling: he is a cat, I am not a human being. Later one night, Xia Miao turned into a human again. She habitually climbed onto Qi Baiyu's pillow and lay down with her hands in her hands. Qi Baiyu, who was half asleep, subconsciously reached out and rubbed his soft belly skillfully. Xia Miao's hair suddenly exploded, and she pressed her paw on his wrist: "You are not allowed to touch here either!" Qi Baiyu opened his eyes and looked at the angry cat-eared boy in front of him. He was silent for two seconds and then suddenly smiled: "It turns out that not only the belly... The ears and tail are also sensitive?" Reading Guide 1. The cold-faced and cute cat without knowing it is attacked by the boss who looks cold and domineering but is actually attacked by his old father. 2. A sweet cookie on a daily basis. The cat still retains its cat nature after turning into a human. It likes to step on breasts, bask in the sun, and chase laser pointers. 3. British shorthair cannot be matched with short legs! ! Because the British Shorthair is born with a large physique, the bones of the short legs will be strongly compressed, not only prone to heart disease, but also the organs will be squeezed. 4. I would like to dedicate this article to my favorite baby. I hope you will always be healthy and live a long life. 5. It is expected that the article will be published in the next two months. If you like it, you can collect it. Motto: Never hate yourself


