What?! Has Rika Kihon Started Chasing 5t5?!

Hello, I'm Qiben Rixiang.

I thought that after sacrificing myself for true love and becoming a Buddha, I would disappear. Guess what? Hey, not only did I fail to disappear, I was forced to follow my ex-husband around like a bound spirit and experience a whole series of bizarre events afterward.

Damn it, can someone give a ghost a break? Isn't it bad enough that a pretty, adorable little girl like me was cursed into becoming an ugly special-grade vengeful spirit?

As for why Yuta Okkotsu is my ex-husband, I don't need to say much. Those who know, know.

They say you should take out the prophet first, right? Suguru Geto died too soon. Otherwise, he could have lived to see the prophecy come true.

Maybe being a special-grade vengeful spirit left my head all muddled. How else could I have been fooled by that brat Yuta Okkotsu? Well, he fooled me, but the dead are gone, and the living have to move on.

But Yuta Okkotsu, you couldn't use true love to fool me! You were the one who said you loved me. You were the one who said you'd give me your heart and body, now and in the future. You were the one who said we'd leave together.

And that ring! It was my mother's WEDDING RING! Why on earth did you give it to your granddaughter???

Does that make any sense, bro? You gave your granddaughter your ex-girlfriend's ring. Didn't you inherit the Gojo family? Are they so broke they can't even buy one ring? Oh, wait, I forgot. You also made a shikigami in my vengeful-spirit form, and used the ring as its medium.

So if your granddaughter gets into a fight, she summons her grandpa's ex-girlfriend?

...Does that make any sense?

Anyway, what's done is done. There's no changing it now.

So...

Mom, I'm never going for true love again. From now on, I'm going for pure gold.

If I could turn back time, I'd definitely pursue Satoru Gojo. I'd make Yuta Okkotsu call me his master's wife! He can forget about inheriting the Gojo family! He can forget about becoming its head! I'll spend all the Gojo family's money!

Come to think of it, Satoru Gojo is pretty pitiful too. Sure, he's a bit of a weirdo, but he works hard all his life. Ber, a handsome guy like that deserves to live forever! I can't become a young widow either!!!

Maybe my daily muttering finally got on the old bastard's nerves, because time really did turn back.

Good news: I went back to the past.

Bad news: I'm childhood friends with Yuta Okkotsu again. But it's not so bad. We haven't hooked pinkies or exchanged rings yet. We're getting close, but there's still time to save this!!!

Another piece of good news: Maybe it's because I spent so long with my ex-husband and became a special-grade vengeful spirit, but my cursed energy is as abundant as his.

Another piece of bad news: To meet Satoru Gojo sooner, I made myself a fake special-grade cursed spirit. Now I still haven't met Satoru Gojo, and I've been locked in a sealed room full of talismans.

My life really is... No, my second life is just one treacherous step after another...

Please! Help! Satoru Gojo, hurry and save me, sob sob sob!

Satoru Gojo's POV:

I picked up a kid. She's not just pretty and adorable, she has even more cursed energy than me.

But this little girl looks so quiet and gentle. How is she even weirder than me?

And she keeps shouting that she wants to marry me. Sure, Gojo-sensei's charm attracts women from eighty down to three, but I never thought of dating a little kid I picked up!

If I leave her with the Gojo family, I'm worried they'll raise her into a little orange. If I raise her by my side, she's not even old enough to attend Jujutsu High.

Satoru Gojo thought it over and decided to let her study elsewhere for a few more years. Maybe then she'd stop shouting about marrying him. Heaven knows the people in the Gojo family already see this troublesome child, Qiben Rixiang, as his future child bride!!!

At first, Qiben Rixiang wanted revenge on Yuta Okkotsu, and pursued Satoru Gojo to earn the right to make him call her his master's wife. As for Satoru Gojo? I'll do my best to save you, I guess? If I can't, I'll take good care of the Gojo family for you, hehe.

Later, Qiben Rixiang no longer cares about Yuta Okkotsu at all. She loves Satoru Gojo and everyone at Jujutsu High, and would pay any price to protect everything she holds dear.

Theme: I'm done with true love. I'm going for pure gold. But if it's true love with 5t5, I might make an exception~