[Anime Crossover] The Silver-Haired Airhead Wants Me to Confess

Kusanagi Ewa is a modern-day otaku who spends every day happily glued to her computer. One day, while playing on her phone as she crossed the street, she got hit by a car and sent to another world. When she woke up again, she was beside a warm campfire. A grown man with flaxen hair and gentle eyes sat nearby, along with a child with naturally curly hair. "Would you like to join our private school?" War raged everywhere. Severed limbs littered the ground, and the bodies of comrades were piled up in heaps. Sakata Gintoki had never imagined that she would be among them too. Far away, in another world, Kusanagi Ewa opened her eyes and found herself staring straight into the pitch-black muzzle of a gun, with Gin standing behind it. The good news: she hadn't died. The bad news: she was about to die again. Here's what you'll see: Two tsundere hardheads awkwardly circling each other, taking forever to say what they mean. Ewa cleaves Gin with a sword, and her bullets leave the Detective Conan cast wide-eyed with shock. Ten years later, after coming full circle, how is it still you? Private School Arc: Complete Anti-Foreign Arc: Complete Detective Conan Arc: Ongoing (rescue fic for the five academy police officers) Yorozuya Arc: Not started Pairing: Gintoki. Happy ending. Updates whenever possible, depending on the rankings. The following is a future work! [Mainly Gintama] A Guide to Getting a Real Person on the Line Kusanagi Ewa is a hardcore computer gamer. One day, she spots a game on her computer that she has absolutely no memory of downloading: "How Do You Keep a Romance Going When You're Flat Broke?!" What a bizarre title... Wait! Why is there only one male lead to choose from in this dating game? He plays pachinko, picks his nose whenever and wherever he feels like it, and lazily drinks himself into a stupor before coming home every day. What a painfully off-putting male lead. She looks at the empty strawberry milk bottle on the table in the game and controls her character to pick it up and hand it to him. White-haired guy: ...? Thanks, but I don't drink that. Another perspective: A new member has joined the Yorozuya. Cute looks, a blank expression, bizarre behavior, and possibly a few screws loose. But none of that matters, Sakata Gintoki thinks, speeding up his work. Because she can always find him right away. Thesis: Growing up isn't always smooth sailing. If you actively search for a reason to make it through, things will work out in the end.