Reborn, I Won't Be a Lovesick Fool

[Stubborn, love-struck general gong x career-focused, supposedly lame shou (he isn't really lame)] [Main story complete; taking requests for bonus chapters, feel free to leave a comment~] Former title: Forced to Abet Evil A beautiful gong who dotes on his shou is bound to be a villain! Double rebirth / ABO Chu Rong was born a sacred vessel, the finest of all Kunze, yet he refused to settle for a comfortable life as someone else's subordinate. He was determined to ascend to the altar and be worshipped. He even went so far as to cripple both his legs and forcibly seal his rut, all to earn the title of the greatest man of all time. But when the dynasty fell in a single day, his fame scattered, and everyone took their turn desecrating him. After living again, he understood. Who says you have to reach the heavens on your feet? Why not crawl? And wouldn't lying down be even more comfortable? If he was a sacred vessel, of course he ought to make full use of himself. He had been perfectly content to lie back amid the false affection of a mutually convenient arrangement. But someone insisted on offering him a sincere heart, coming to him again and again, repeating that they loved him. He thought the other man was a gentleman. After being turned away so many times, surely he would take the hint. Who could have guessed that he, too, was a reborn ghost, seeing straight through him from head to toe? Beneath the moon and among the flowers, Pei Si gazed at him with dewy, peach-blossom eyes. "Sir, exactly how am I inferior to them?" "...Get out first!" "Answer me first, sir." "You bastard!" "So you can curse, sir." "Get lost! You..." "Why have you gone quiet, sir?" "Could it be..." "You can't answer?" I meant to be a good man for my beloved, but someone forced me to become an accomplice to evil. There is no logic, the political scheming is all for show, and the serious plot serves the needs of the romance. Are melodrama and the groveling-at-the-crematorium trope the only real things here? HE Possible content warnings The gong has had other partners; the shou has not, mostly in the past-life storyline. [This story is just for fun] [I wanted to eat Little Sir so badly, so I went ahead and did it] [The next book will be a modern AU, 1v3, about Liu San. The blurb is below. If you're interested, my little dears, you can visit my author page and add it to your favorites~] Pretty, carefree playboy butterfly Alpha x three Enigmas who are all over him around the clock Through a field of flowers, you have to smell every one Liu San was the owner of a flower house in his original world, the greatest dancer on the drum, and a good boss who single-handedly supported most of the establishment. An Alpha among Alphas, he loved Alphas, too. Who would have thought that one day, the world would turn upside down, and when he woke up, everything would be upside down again? The bad news: Liu San was dead. He died on a night of full moon and blooming flowers, in the middle of sex. The good news: He was reborn. In a new and glamorous world, he became a top-tier star and a beloved Alpha. Liu San: If I could be the leading courtesan among leading courtesans, naturally I can be a top-tier star among top-tier stars. Singing, dancing, performing: they're my old line of work. It'll be a piece of cake to charm a whole crowd. But in this bizarre world, how can there be an Enigma above an Alpha? And weren't they supposed to be rare? Why did he run into three at once? Han Chenghe (top entertainment industry investor / E) "Put this bottle of red wine inside you. I'll come retrieve it myself in an hour." "But... how am I supposed to do that?" "Kneel down. I'll show you." Fifteen minutes later, Han Chenghe corked the bottle, his expensive pointed-toe leather shoe pressing against Liu San's flushed face. "Thirty-seven to thirty-eight degrees is the ideal temperature for storing red wine. Got it?" "You're going on a livestream in a bit. Don't get distracted. If the show doesn't go well, you won't be able to pay for it." Liu San didn't remember. All he remembered was that the sole of Han Chenghe's shoe was red. Wen Yanmo (private doctor / E) "You haven't been looking well lately. Have you been working too hard?" "...I've got a devil for a boss. Can't help it." Liu San bit the hem of his sweater and looked down at the electrodes attached all over his body, feeling a little awkward. "This is your medical treatment?" "Yes. I'm applying the conductive gel now; it may feel a little cool. I'll adjust the equipment in a moment, so please give me feedback right away." "Understood." Fifteen minutes later, Wen Yanmo moved the electrodes to another spot and switched on the current, his voice gentle and patient. "How about now? Can you feel me?" "..." "Why aren't you saying anything?" His long fingers pried apart Liu San's trembling lips. "If you don't give me feedback in time, you'll be punished." Liu Zhuo (younger brother at art school, adopted / E) "Brother, why are you home so late?" "I haven't been feeling well lately, so I went for treatment. Are you hungry? I'll make dinner." "I want cheese pancakes." "All right." In the kitchen, the tall young man suddenly leaned in and licked the corner of Liu San's mouth. "There's cream on you." "Couldn't you wipe it off with your hand?!" "My hands are a little busy right now." "?" Liu San glanced at him with his hands in his pockets, stopped piping the frosting, and stared in shock. "Xiao Zhuo, you..." "I don't know what's wrong with me either..." The young man looked confused and bashful. "Brother looks so delicious. I've held back for so long, but... it hurts so much. Am I going to die?" "...No." Fifteen minutes later, Liu Zhuo hugged him from behind and asked cautiously, "Am I doing it right? Is this how?" "..." "Brother, you look so beautiful. Can I take a picture?" The next day, in front of the full-length mirror, Liu San tried on outfits one after another. The straps were too tight and a little restrictive. Han Chenghe: Like taking pictures? Then look all you want. Fifteen minutes later, the man gripped his chin, forcing him to look straight ahead. "Can you see clearly now?" Liu San thought, I've got a grudge against those fifteen minutes. Every day, Liu San was exhausted but fulfilled. He had learned a new phrase: master of time management. He thought he was the one in control of everything, until he accidentally spotted a group chat with three people on Liu Zhuo's phone, named "AAA Shared Records" Written in a late-night frenzy, purely for X/P gratification. Please decide for yourself if it's for you. Don't argue or insult anyone!! This story follows Liu San after his rebirth in a new world, with a modern setting, and is unrelated to the main story of Forced to Abet Evil. Theme: Desire born of love should shine alongside love