
Something Is Wrong with My Cultivation Romance
我的修仙恋爱物语有问题
by Moonlight at the Third Watch (三更吹月)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 483k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Updated
- 3d ago
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Synopsis
[Currently undergoing a complete rewrite and major revision. The first volume is complete; please read the official version.]
*Fake everyone-hates-her, real everyone-loves-her
In the dark Great Wilderness, where gods, demons, and monsters roamed freely, ruled by a tyrant and an evil ancestor,
I was a powerless, helpless human princess, a born ill-fated loner and the sole survivor of a fallen kingdom. Yet, by chance, I was taken in by the gods of the Celestial Realm and became a personal disciple of Qingwei, the savior crown prince.
There were seven of us in our lineage. I was the third senior sister, and the first mortal disciple of the Celestial Academy.
Mortals were born lowly, and my fate marked me as a bringer of calamity, so there were plenty of people who hated me.
But there were plenty of people who liked me, too.
I had three relationships in all.
The first person to fall for me was my second senior brother, crown prince of the Penglai gods of the Eastern Wilderness. Elegant and handsome, gentle and courteous, he was heir to the Eastern Wilderness, and he always helped me catch up on my cultivation when I fell behind.
The second was my fifth junior brother, the peacock heir of the Nanming gods of the Southern Wilderness. Handsome, charming, and fabulously wealthy, he and I were bickering rivals, and he nearly married me.
The third was my junior grandnephew. In his previous life, he had been my beloved master from my mortal days. Gentle, sensible, and considerate, he successfully entered into a marriage pact with me.
Unfortunately, the stars foretold that I was an abandoned, lonely soul, forsaken by the Heavenly Way. Though I had plenty of romantic prospects, I was destined to die alone, and I would bring about the deaths of those closest to me.
The prophecy was right. In the end, my first partner died horribly in a foreign land, my second killed my third, and my own cultivation stagnated. I could not ascend to godhood, and I became a widow.
I spent five hundred years in widowhood, and the world was at peace for five hundred years.
Then one day, the evil bone of my other cheap master, the Imperial Lord Wuji, suddenly resurfaced, stirring up another storm.
Everyone knew the Imperial Lord Wuji was a menace. He had betrayed the Celestial Realm and been reviled for generations.
Because of him, I lost my partner and grew estranged from the fourth junior brother I had grown up with, who was as close to me as family and was also the famed Taiji Sword Venerable of the Great Wilderness. We would never again be as close as before.
Because of him, our fellow disciples were dead or wounded, and we had become almost complete strangers.
Thankfully, there was still our gentle, jade-like first senior brother, the immortal leader. He worked hard to preserve our precarious bonds as fellow disciples and keep the celestial isles of the Celestial Realm at peace.
But the Imperial Lord Wuji refused to give up. He intended to resurrect himself through his evil bone, once more throwing the three realms into turmoil.
I knew how dangerous he was. For the hard-won peace of the world, I had to stop him
Later, I finally understood something.
The one who truly stirred up turmoil in the three realms and entangled everyone in love and hate
was me.
#Was there something wrong with my curse?
#What do you mean, the world would be at peace if I were willing to accept everyone!?
[, Reading Guide, ]
1. The main text is written in third person.
2. The setting combines immortal cultivation sects and celestial isles, with gods, humans, and demons. Immortals and demons are opposing factions. The world is vast, with many original settings, so don't read if that's not your thing.
3. The first few chapters lay the groundwork for the plot and worldbuilding. The story starts low and rises from there, and the romantic feelings grow stronger over time. The heroine and all male characters are virgins, and all the male characters dote on and love the heroine.
4. I write whatever comes to mind, so there are no detailed content warnings.
Theme: Keep striving in the face of adversity
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- A Guide to Becoming a God for the Senior Sister Everyone Hates万人嫌师姐成神指南Former title · until Oct 2026
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[Purple Sugar]kswl [Orange Sugar] I'm so happy! Please update more often! [Hands clasped] [Hands clasped]
The most hypocritical one
Well written, hope you keep it up 😚
I haven't finished reading it yet, so I bought this chapter specifically to see the latest author's notes. It's normal for a new author's new work to not get good ratings; the author shouldn't be discouraged. This article is already good enough. Hugs to the author. The only aspect I feel might need a slight improvement is the plot density.
Still, none of the men are good enough for the female lead, especially those two siblings from the Wei family—they're disgusting.
Could you please clarify the relationships between the Heavenly Emperor, Qing Li, Chong Yuan, and Xiao Meng's master in the author's notes? 🥺 Although I've been following this series from the beginning, all these names look familiar, but I can't tell them apart at all, it's a bit confusing 🤔 Especially when reading this chapter, the connection between Chong Yuan, Qing Li, and the previous…
Speaking of that old man selling medicine, who is he? He seems to be an old acquaintance of Xiao Meng. I initially thought it was Xiao Xie, but when he was mentioned earlier in the story, Xiao Xie even bought medicine from the Western Wilderness. It couldn't possibly be A Jing or the senior brother, could it? [Frightened]
Huh? What's wrong with Xiao Chu? She seems a bit suspicious 😏 (srds, it's been a while and I can't remember the relationship between Xiao Chu and Xiao Meng at all). Giving the bead to Xiao Meng is a subtle way to keep Xiao Xie away 🐶 It feels like everyone except Xiao Meng knows what Xiao Xie is up to.
No way, no way... Senior sister, junior brother, and senior brother all like the female lead.
Su wouldn't be involved in a female rivalry, would she? That won't do. It would be fine if it were just about career-related issues. 😳