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A straight-faced, clueless flirt and irresistible female prince consort x a gloomy, scheming, over-imaginative, jealous male princess
Shen Mi studied hard for years and passed the imperial examinations, earning the title of top scholar. But the court was full of intrigue and deception.
To protect herself, she chose to remain neutral, but the crown prince took that as a refusal to choose sides, and they became enemies from then on.
Shen Mi: I'm just breathing.
The crown prince's faction: Are you trying to provoke us again?
Then, during a royal banquet, Shen Mi kindly rescued the Sixth Princess after she fell into the water. But the crown prince added fuel to the fire, claiming that Shen Mi had compromised the princess's virtue.
Shen Mi dropped to her knees at once and explained: "I was desperate to save her. I had absolutely no intention of taking liberties with the princess!"
But the crown prince didn't believe her, and neither did the emperor.
To preserve the royal family's dignity, the emperor ignored Shen Mi's pleas and insisted on marrying the princess off to her.
And just like that, Shen Mi became the imperial son-in-law.
On their wedding night,
The princess sat by the bed, looking bashful, while Shen Mi sweated nervously from head to toe.
Because if she took off her clothes, the princess would discover her secret: she was a woman.
To protect her secret, Shen Mi dropped to her knees at the princess's feet and lied through gritted teeth: "I-I actually... I'm impotent! I really can't make the princess happy!"
The princess was utterly shocked and fell silent.
Shen Mi seized the chance to flee at top speed. To make it up to the princess, she even thoughtfully arranged for dozens of handsome male companions for her the next day!
Just when she thought she had resolved everything perfectly, the next day at court, her sworn enemy, the prime minister, mysteriously slipped her a note.
Shen Mi opened it and saw the words: A cure for impotence!
Shen Mi: ...
Liang Yu is the Sixth Prince of the Great Liang Dynasty.
His mother told him from childhood that no one could find out he was a man.
So Liang Yu spent seventeen years as a princess.
At the royal banquet that year, the crown prince's men drugged him and threw him into the water.
He thought he would drown, but someone jumped into the water and rescued him.
Later, the emperor betrothed him to that person.
At first, Liang Yu wanted to kill her. But remembering that she had saved his life, he decided to let her live.
On their wedding night, Liang Yu deliberately tried to tease her.
If she dared to disrespect him, he could take the opportunity to kill her.
But she didn't react as expected. She knelt down and tearfully confessed that she was impotent.
Liang Yu was stunned. By the time he came to his senses, she had already run away.
In that case, he would let her off.
But what he never expected was that she would take it upon herself to send him ten male companions!
Liang Yu had always been the kind of person who repaid every slight. He directly summoned ten imperial physicians from the palace and loudly spread the news that the imperial son-in-law was impotent.
Later... Liang Yu discovered her secret. His imperial son-in-law was actually a woman, and she was even planning to run away!?
Liang Yu: Heh. Not a chance!
Little scene:
Liang Yu looked at Shen Mi, who had been caught trying to run away, and smiled as he gently stroked his rounded belly. "My dear consort, are you going to abandon your wife and child?"
Shen Mi was stunned. "Impossible. That's not my child!"
Liang Yu shook his head sadly. "My dear consort, are you going to refuse to take responsibility for what you've done?"
Shen Mi gritted her teeth. "Because I'm impotent!"
Onlookers: !?
Liang Yu slowly drew closer, his voice low and suggestive. "I know. But... your wife can get it up, so just cooperate with me, my dear consort~"
Theme: Strive hard and keep moving forward!
The trial of the fool male protagonist!!!!
Haha, I wonder who of the male and female protagonists will lose their horses first~
New article next door: I, a member of the Hehuan Sect, was raped by a gentleman! The following is a super long copy! [Hehuan Sect's bared fangs and claws, the unscrupulous witch x the dignified and upright gentleman in the early stage was forced to turn into a black man with a dog-nosed face and a blind young master] [The female protagonist has no moral integrity, and the Hehuan Sect is set to like to hook up with handsome guys (only for hookups)/the male protagonist is a gentleman in the early stage! Although face-blind, a dog's nose has a developed sense of smell! I always smell the smells of different men on the heroine and am forced to darken her appearance! Double C for male and female protagonists! The Hehuan Sect is good at using charming poison. As a saint, Xiao Li used it superbly. However, she never imagined that she would be poisoned by someone else! It's the Meidu Plus that she personally developed! There is no antidote! Either find a man and live in harmony, or explode and die. Xiao Li doesn't want to die, she hasn't become the head of the Hehuan Sect yet! Just when she was being burned by the poison of love, luckily a man passed by. And it looks pretty good. Xiao Li directly gave people the same charming poison, seducing them and making them fall in love all night long. Xiao Li felt refreshed after being detoxified. She patted her butt and wanted to leave, but she didn't expect that the man turned out to be a traditional good family man. He pulled Xiao Li and asked her to take responsibility! Xiao Li was delighted: "Who are you, how dare you hold me responsible?" Creed of Hehuan Sect: 1. Don't sleep with the same man twice 2. The man responsible will be killed directly. However, she didn't expect that the man's identity would be so difficult. "I am the young master of Juanyun Villa, He Canglan." Good news, the charm poison has been cured. Bad news, it's the young master of Juanyun Villa who is sleeping. Juanyun Villa is famous in the world and responds to hundreds of calls. If she kills a man today, he will be on the must-kill list tomorrow. As soon as his left foot stepped out of the Hehuan Sect's gate, he was immediately chopped into pieces. But there is always a path, and He Canglan is face-blind! Xiao Li pointed at his face and asked him with a smile: "Husband, husband, do you recognize my face?" He Canglan felt extremely guilty: "I'm sorry, I was born with an eye disease, so I can't recognize people well, but..." Xiao Li didn't have the patience to listen to the next words. I don't know my mother, but I'm still responsible for it! She took advantage of the other person's surprise, knocked him unconscious, and then ran away. Jiang Hu Di reported that He Canglan, the young master of Juanyun Villa, was getting married. Martial arts heroes were invited to the wedding banquet, including Xiao Li, who had just seized the title of head of the Hehuan Sect. For the sake of the good news, Xiao Li attended the wedding banquet with congratulatory gifts. He Canglan walked up in a red wedding dress. Xiao Li looked at the figure of the other party, and a night of ecstasy in the cave flashed in his mind. But before she could think about it, the other party's eyes accurately locked onto her in the crowd. The next second, the iron cage fell from the sky, trapping her in it. Xiao Li pretended to be calm: "What do you mean, young master?" He Canglan smiled coldly: "I finally caught you, you heartless man!" Xiao Li held his head in horror: "You, aren't you face-blind!" Yes, He Canglan is face-blind, but he... Has a dog nose! A small dark room. He Canglan hugged Xiao Li from behind, kissed her earlobe affectionately, and his voice was hoarse with lust. "Madam, I smell all over her body, it smells so good." Xiao Li cried and begged for a detour: "He Canglan, I, I was wrong... I will never play tricks on you again!" Three days ago, Xiao Li committed suicide by letting several servants change into her clothes to deliberately tease He Canglan. As a result, this guy went crazy. He Canglan's tone became gentler, but his movements became more violent, "But... I can't remember Madam's face, so... I can only try to leave my scent on Madam, so that... I can recognize Madam wherever she goes." Xiao Li:… You dog!
Hey, give me a list tomorrow!!!
Before falling in love: Shen Mi: Your Highness the Princess! I like you! Liang Yu: I knew you had been coveting my beauty! After falling in love: Liang Yu: Consort! I allow you to covet my beauty! Shen Mi: Oh, I was joking. Actually, I only like fragrant and soft princess cakes, but you are a man. Liang Yu: [lemon][lemon]
Give me a list!!!!!
Maybe the male protagonist falling in love with the female protagonist is mostly a figment of imagination? Thinking too much is also a disease! The heroine, the little angel, is still very good-tempered!!!!
Such a beautiful article, but no one has it [Pink Heart]
I'm exhausted after finishing this week's list.
Liang Yu: You like the inverted triangle shape with wide shoulders and narrow waist, right? Shen Mi: [Comparison]