Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Me's name is Fran, a pure and adorable French pretty boy with a tearjerker of a backstory: me was kidnapped by an evil pineapple monster as a child, put to work as a child laborer for some Italian organization whose name has been censored, and bullied for years by me's monstrous coworkers.
Even so, me never gave up on life and became a positive, optimistic person. Please, wipe away your tears.
That concludes the introduction. Here's what actually happened.
For one reason or another, me transmigrated several centuries into the past, to when the organization whose name has been censored was first founded.
After all sorts of twists and turns, me finally met the Pro Max version of me's boss's boss, who was still in the startup phase, along with his Makkapakka pals. If me may be frank, the biggest difference between them and the modern versions of me's bosses and coworkers is probably just their color scheme. Is this what happens when an anime author gets lazy?
Anyway, in the face of the Pro Max version of me's boss's boss, how can me cling to his coattails, then return to the present and rise to the top with everything doubled? Beat up the pineapple monster, kick the cavity demon, and become a winner. It's not just a dream.
But before that, damn it, these recolored versions of me's bosses and coworkers are such a pain to deal with.
Especially... Master, me was wrong. Me prefers fruit over mushrooms.
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A mysterious little skit:
Fran: So, Mr. Pro Max, boss's boss, me's been curious about something for ages. Please, you have to tell me: how did you decide to name your family Vongola? If readers didn't usually use the transliteration Pengollet, the name would have absolutely no prestige at all--
Giotto: Hmm... It was intuition.
Fran: Intuition?
Giotto: That's right. It wasn't because I love eating them^^
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Tips:
* The main story is told in third person.
* The whole story is full of headcanon and a lethal dose of OOC. If that's not for you, just close the page.
Theme: Believe in love and peace
