Ninja World RPG, but the Player Is My Mother

Copywriting: Konoha 16 years, When the Tengu eats the moon, the goddess appears and causes pregnancy. The goddess is considered to be the goddess of Mao, The pregnant one is my father. - I have been hearing voices from heaven since I was born. Everyone is telling me that I am the child of the goddess Uno, the glory given to Genji of the Land of Fire by God. I own a twenty-sided die, a long box where cards must be drawn and removed constantly, and a gender switch. When I was two years old, I suddenly heard my mother's voice. "System prompt: The player dropped a voice message." "System prompt: Player expresses disapproval" "Player: Damn it, why did the spawn show no chakra? I've been pinching my face for three hours and don't want to restart it!" Then what appeared in front of me was a strange screen, with a small arrow constantly pressing different frames. It is obscure and difficult to understand language and words, but I understand... ——That must be the will of the mother on the moon! - →[Archive Column 1] Character Card "Absolute Friendship · Source Truth" Destiny Traits: "Noble: You are a rotten orange...(Click to expand)" "Konohagakure: Best Friend: There is only one best friend in a life...(Click to expand)" "Konoha Style·Conservation of Friendship: Many friends, but not close friends...(Click to expand)" "The eternal and unique soul given by heaven: there is and only "you"...(Click to expand)" Do you want to start the game? — *The mother is the player, the player plays the simulator, and the archive is the protagonist ＊ooc bloody vulgar ticket, even if we hold hands, hug and kiss, we are still friends, the buffs are stacked just to write how to write in such a bloody way ＊The protagonist is an indigenous Celestial Dragon, lightly black mud, gender Mona Lisa, can be male or female, attribute attack *Dismantle all the official equipment, and those who appear may be full of CG. Do you have to do this?——? The idea is normal Purpose: Happiness is the most important