Ninja World RPG, but the Player Is My Mother

Blurb:

Year 16 of Konoha.

A tengu devours the moon. A goddess appears in the mortal world, causing someone to become pregnant.

The goddess is believed to be the Rabbit Goddess.

The person who became pregnant was my father.

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Ever since I was born, I've been able to hear voices from the heavens.

Everyone tells me I'm the child of the Rabbit Goddess, a glory bestowed by the gods upon the Genji of the Land of Fire.

I have a twenty-sided die, a long box that requires me to keep drawing and tearing cards, and a gender switch.

When I was two, I suddenly heard my mother's voice.

"System notification: Player has dropped a voice message."

"System notification: Player disagrees."

"Player: Damn it! Why did I roll no chakra? I spent three hours customizing my face. I don't want to start over!"

Then a strange screen appeared before my eyes, with a little arrow repeatedly clicking on different boxes.

The language and writing were obscure and impossible to understand, but I knew...

That had to be the will of my mother on the moon!

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→ [Save Slot 1]

Character Card: "Absolute Friendship: Genji Mari"

Destiny Traits:

"Nobility: You're a rotten orange... (click to expand)"

"Konoha Style: Best Friend: There can only ever be one best friend in a lifetime... (click to expand)"

"Konoha Style: Friendship Equilibrium: Lots of friends, but no best friends... (click to expand)"

"Heaven-Bestowed Soul, Eternal and Unique: There can only ever be 'you'... (click to expand)"

[Start game?]

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* The mother is a player, the player plays a simulator, and the protagonist is the save file.

* OOC, melodramatic, vulgar wish-fulfillment fic. Even if we hold hands, hug, or kiss, we're still friends. The buffs are stacked to the max because the story is meant to be as melodramatic as possible.

* The protagonist is a native-born Celestial Dragon, with mild emotional black mud. Their gender is Mona Lisa: could be male or female. They are the top.

* All canon pairings are broken up. Anyone who appears could end up with a full CG gallery. It's normal to think, "Are they really going to go that far?"

Theme: Having fun matters most.