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He Pure Sugar/Two-way Secret Love/Little Accidents in the Life of Cows and Horses/Cats Chasing His Wife
Yuanqi editor and shit shovel Joel x Jealous King Maomao writer Chen Yanshui
@press the copywriting page full of cat paw prints:
The moment the bathroom door opened, Joel felt his world view collapsed.
"Braised Pork" went into the bathroom, why did he turn into Chen Yanshui when he came out?
She was still half-naked from head to toe.
Ahhhhhh——
She screamed and counted silently: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."
He actually has eight pack abs!
Chen Yanshui lowered his head and glanced at the cat bath towel wrapped around his waist. "Hey, the cat's bath towel doesn't seem big enough for use. Is there anything else?"
Joel blinked his big, watery eyes and couldn't help but move his gaze downwards, and then he smiled like a fool, "If it's big enough, I want this."
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After tearfully accepting the fact that Crush, whom he had secretly loved for many years, was his cat, Qiao Er nestled on the sofa in the corner and began to review silently:
1. Without knowing it at all, I used the hair it shed to poke him into a cabinet full of figures of the same model. He wouldn't retaliate against me, would he?
2. I have slept with him in my arms. Is this considered indirect sex?
3. I have bathed it countless times, does this mean that it has been *#☆% by me! Already?
4. Fortunately, he told the truth, otherwise I would have planned to take him to be neutered this week.
It was so dangerous, so dangerous, I almost made a mistake and regretted it for eternity...
@Mining guide:
1. Double waistcoats, double arrows, mutual crushes, and some indescribable things.
2. This article is a fantasy, so it's not strange that cats can send WeChat ^O^
3. Neither the male or female protagonists have perfect settings. The male protagonist will be arrogant when the female protagonist does not know that she is a cat (orz cats are arrogant, don't blame me, they will chase their wives in the crematorium when they return to human form), while the female protagonist is optimistic and determined, but has a little bit of a bunny personality.
4. A big he, containing the resentment of social animals and the complaints of cattle and horses hhhhh, it is the same with workers.
5. A witty and imaginative essay, with an off-the-wall style, humor and humor, appropriate for making fun of jokes, and don't like to take detours.
@Warm reminder:
This article is recommended to be eaten with "Bad Cat Song", happy reading ~
@ copywriter, please collect it in advance!
"The Little Restaurant Next Door to the Killer"
Zhu Yun, who graduated with a master's degree in traditional Chinese medicine, had already traveled through time, but in a hurry, he only brought a "Complete Recipe Book" with him?
Whatever, let's make peace with it as it comes.
One person, one donkey, one-third of an acre of land, one thatched house, declining, declining, Hu will not return?
Yun Zao, who retired to the countryside, thought he could live a leisurely and comfortable life back to his original nature, but unexpectedly, he accidentally happened to live next door to the mysterious killer organization "Zha Xue Lou"...
Wipe the snow building.
A well-known killer organization in the world, the thirteen killers who have been carefully trained make a living by receiving heavy rewards for killing people, which is frightening.
Rumor has it that the owner, Li Ye, was born with a green face and fangs, and his portraits are very popular in the market. He specializes in treating rabid dogs barking and children crying at night.
Although Zaixuelou was criticized for being criticized, internal treatment was actually very good.
1. Working hours are flexible, no need to clock in and work.
2. Food and accommodation are included, and transportation and catering subsidies are provided for field trips.
3. Five insurances and one housing fund are paid on time, and employees have regular free physical examinations.
4. Non-contractual system, employees participate in shares and dividends.
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There are many advantages, but only two disadvantages:
1. The risk is high.
2. The canteen is not delicious.
The first point can only be achieved by strengthening the training of individual employees, but the second point is what troubles Li Ye the most until a "magic little cook" moves next door...
Seeing the other party suddenly placing dozens of orders in a row, Zhu Yunzao, who had no idea about "Zhaxuelou", thought it was a novice reward distributed by the system, so she started her own life of researching and developing Chinese herbal medicine food with a recipe in hand and a spatula in hand.
Day1. Mint fried chicken? In addition to being delicious, it actually has the effect of dispersing wind and heat and clearing away headaches!
Day2. Astragalus and yam? It can cool down and relieve heat without damaging Qi and blood!
Day3. Almond seven white pudding? It tastes soft and smooth, moistens the lungs, nourishes the skin, nourishes the stomach, and strengthens the spleen!
Day 7. The problem of killers being easily sleepy during the day and night has been improved. They no longer have to worry about heatstroke when operating with masks on. Their waists and backs no longer hurt. After the dark circles under the eyes have disappeared, their complexions even look rosy.
Day100. The foodies who were stroking their round bellies burped one after another after dinner, and even started to make bold suggestions: Boss, how about we put down the butcher knife and open a canteen?
Intention: There is always some life that is here to heal you.
