(Naruto) The Shrine Maiden Says Nothing, Only Passes Judgment

In a mountain region shrouded in mist all year round, an ancient legend is told:

"If you wish to form a bond with someone, you must first pass my test."

The speaker is Uchiha Huayun.

Deep in the mountains, beneath the red moon, she is the only Uchiha to bear the title of "miko." Her Sharingan is called the "Eye of Covenant Judgment"; it can discern the rise and fall of fate, and tell true hearts from false ones.

Anyone wishing to form a bond with an Uchiha must enter the "Hall of Covenants," offer incense, then bow and pray:

"I am willing to give my whole life in exchange for forming a bond with [name] Uchiha."

She will answer.

Perhaps, "Your heart is not yet whole, and your wish is unsteady." Or, "Red threads are easy to bind, but true feelings are hard to hold." Or perhaps the words everyone longs to hear: "Your heart is set, and the path to a bond is open."

She is not a matchmaker. She merely opens the door "leading to the heart of the Uchiha."

After that, whether the petitioner finds a blessing or loses themself is up to them.

Main pairings:

HashiMada / TobiramaIzuna / KakashiObito / NaruSasu (mainly BL, with a little BG)

An Uchiha miko cuddling with a Senju big sister

There's also a group hangout with Hiruzen, Danzo, and Kagami, Obito's lazy days in the Akatsuki, and more.

Not too action-packed: daily life in the uncanny Uchiha clan, an old-fashioned miko's modern life, cookie-baking JK [No, what is this supposed to be!!!], Uchiha Itachi's terrifying university career...

All in all, this is a collection of ramblings where I write whatever comes to mind, basically an ongoing log of inspirations. (Uchiha Lin from my other story will also be working on this set!)

Theme: We're one big, loving family