[The bad-tempered racer female protagonist and the overlord Zhulong male protagonist]
One day, a popular website in the human world was flooded with the same news: [Surprise! Genius racing driver Luan Di died unexpectedly, and the whereabouts of his net worth of over 100 million remain a mystery!
At the same time, the protagonist of the news was standing next to his scrapped car, staring at a talking blue bird.
Luan Di tried to clarify her thoughts: "You mean, I have to continue working after I die?"
Jade Bird corrected him seriously: "To be precise, due to your outstanding performance during your lifetime, you were admitted as a special driver by the Transportation Department of the Three Realms Office, responsible for providing services to special passengers traveling between the Three Realms."
Luan Di's face was gloomy: "You mean, I went from being a top racing driver in the world to a damn bus driver?"
Blue Bird explained politely: "To be precise, you may not only see ghosts, but you may also see demons."
Luan Di laughed angrily and pointed at the paint-peeling wheelbarrow unbearably: "You want me to drive this crap?!"
The blue bird spread its wings helplessly: "That's because you don't have a three-world driver's license, so you can only start with the lowest form of transportation!"
*
One day, Zhu Tinglan, the president of Zhulong Group, worked overtime until late at night and found that he forgot to bring his driver's license. He hesitated for a moment between driving without a license and teleporting, and chose to take a taxi.
Five minutes later, a... A... A unicycle pierced through the void and stopped in front of him.
The bright and flamboyant driver looked very much like the late genius racing driver he was fanatical about, but his temper was completely different. He threw him a helmet with an impatient expression:
"Will it deform? Please be a little smaller, sit in the basket, and fasten your seat belt."
"There may be other passengers carpooling on the road. You are not allowed to fight or eat each other. If you must eat, you are not allowed to spill blood on my car."
"After the order is completed, please leave a five-star review, otherwise you will be included in the driver's personal blacklist and you will be responsible for the consequences!"
Zhu Tinglan was amused and couldn't help but ask humbly: "If you don't give a good review, what are the specific consequences?"
Luan Di sneered: "Next time you take my car, you will only be worthy of sitting in the cup holder!"
Zhu Tinglan: "..."
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One day, "Sanjie Yaowen" devoted a full page to reporting on the progress of the theme activity "Serving the grassroots, touching the world - the public affairs I care about most".
Among them, the top three hot topics among the public are as follows:
#After getting a unicycle during the morning rush hour, I kept my full attendance award
#You can even chat and laugh with the boss in the car basket
The dank male ghost of #bridge kicked the iron plate and was chased out for two miles.
Although the above topics are all related to Luan Di, there is only one topic that really gives her a headache——
Ms. Luan's driver's license was revoked for violently beating a passenger. She was tested again and again and beaten again and again.
——2025.5.21 Version copywriting
Purpose: safe driving and civilized travel
