It's the God of War, Blue Star Is Saved!

●[Columns "Interstellar Tattoo Artists Are Wanted Every Day" and "Genius Racing Drivers Test Driving License in Three Realms", please collect] ●The following is the copy of this article● [Ancient and future female war goddess·The heroine who looks cute on the outside and is violent on the inside VS the titty and wolf space warrior·the male protagonist who is very doggy but very strong] Rong Beichen, the first female war goddess of the Northern Tang Dynasty, fell into a poisonous insect array arranged by the enemy during the great victory. When she opened her eyes again, she had become an autistic girl in the slums 1000 years later. Because she was unable to awaken her spiritual power, she could only survive by growing and selling low-grade mutated succulent plants. At her wits' end, she received a holographic gaming helmet. Putting on the helmet, she and her succulent garden were transported into a tower defense game, but her identity was not a player, but the owner of the tower. The tower was surrounded by the things she least saw - bugs! And it's a giant mutant version! Is this okay? ! Rong Beichen's new and old grudges surged into his heart, and he focused all the attack attributes of the tower on the succulent garden! Scale insects, aphids, spider mites? The succulents that harmed me yesterday, today the bear boy transforms into a giant bear paw and crushes you all into dust! Poisonous bees, poisonous ants, poisonous scorpions? My soldiers were trapped in the battle. Today, the peach beauty transformed into a violent artillery to crush all of you to ashes! There are more and more bugs, so don't be afraid! Command the succulent troops to form formations, such as the Moon Formation, the Six Flowers Formation, and the Nine Palaces and Bagua Formations. The odd and right are in harmony, and there are Zhang Liang's plans and even wall-mounted ladders! Rong Beichen relied on his flexible formations and succulent fighting power to kill everyone. The tower's protection range also became larger and larger, so big that it had a resounding name in the game world - Polaris Base. Rumors began to spread among players: As long as you persist in fighting and find the direction of the North Star, you will have found a safe zone. Until one time when she fell ill and did not log in to the game for three consecutive days, there was a sudden knock on her door. Opening the door, the man with a ruffian smile pretended to be polite: "As long as you continue to play the game, I will give you your money, health, and life!" * In the interstellar era, human beings have been reduced to the bottom ethnic group, and countless alien races are ruled by the intelligent brain called the "Supreme God". The competition for resources and fighting between races has also been replaced by a more hypocritical form - a tower defense game called "God Gu". Humanity had a bad start. It accidentally lost part of the source code of the "Tower" and lost one-third of the safe zone! After retreating steadily, I thought I was in a dead end, but unexpectedly, I saw a turn of events. On this day, human beings, who have been wandering around the universe for thousands of years, finally remember - That's the North Star, the star that once guided mankind on the Earth's mother planet! * When they first met in the game, Xi Su was in deep trouble. In the swarm of insects that filled the sky, the man walked over without fear. Like a devastating edge, the insect beasts fell in the light, and the chaos opened a gap. Xi Su couldn't help but whistle: "This is what a macho man should dream about before he dies!" Then Rong Beichen almost killed Ji Qi because he was too glib. When they met for the Nth time, Xi Su looked at the aliens who were breaking their heads and begging for shelter. He smiled and said, "Sister, I beg for favor and pampering." Rong Beichen raised his forehead and said, "Get rid of that damn title, otherwise your military achievements will be wiped out." Xi Su held the token in his hands and ran away: "Okay sister, I won't dare next time, sister!" When they finally met in the real world, Xi Su looked at the thin and quiet girl in front of him who seemed to be an underage girl, only as tall as his shoulders. Her face was distorted and she was speechless. That night, "Rong Beichen's Diary of Experiences from Another World": "The newly recruited younger brother has the ability to kill generals and capture the flag, but it's a pity that he was disappointed when he saw the real person, like a stupid goose." "But it doesn't matter, I have plenty of means and strength." ——The copy of the 2024.3.18 Version has been certified. ●Pre-receipt copy, please collect it● "Interstellar Tattoo Artists Are Wanted Every Day" Staying up late to finish his graduation thesis, Shao Tang closed and opened his eyes. He traveled to a tattoo shop apprentice on a run-down planet in the interstellar era, and was being chased to put it on the shelves. Good news: Tattoo restorer is the most popular profession in the interstellar world, equivalent to modern programmers and actuaries, and the future is limitless! Bad news: Shao Tang knows nothing about painting, knows nothing about tattoos, and even has some hopeless stereotypes! Shao Tang gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: No matter what, it's hard to catch up with the hot industry, no matter what, you have to seize the opportunity! Holding the anesthetic in his left hand and the steel needle in his right hand, he worked hard for three hours and connected a slug to the customer's majestic scapula. Bad news: The customer is the son of the city lord. As soon as the medicine took off, his face sank, and a city-wide wanted order was issued! Good news: ... There is no good news, Shao Tang escaped from the city overnight! Looking at the depleted account balance, Shao Tang had no choice but to rely on his tattoo artist apprenticeship certificate to set up a roadside stall in Capital Star. So... She bit the bullet and repaired the flying tiger behind the block boss into a flying cat, and issued a wanted order for the whole street! She used her strengths to avoid weaknesses and tattooed the word "forbearance" on the circular scar on the police colonel's arm, and she wanted to issue a wanted order in the capital! She was so kind that she added a few more pairs of crappy wings to the pterosaur tattoo on the chest of the wounded soldier she found... It turned out that the wounded man was Major General Interstellar! The first thing I did when I woke up was to issue ten arrest warrants to capture the tattoo artist Shao Tang in the entire galaxy! What Shao Tang doesn't know is that the accompanying tattoos on the bodies of interstellar people are related to the use of their power and the display of force. Tattoo artist is one of the most perfunctory professions in the interstellar era. However, after some time passed, people discovered that—— After the city lord's son got a slug tattoo, his arrogant and domineering character gradually became restrained and he no longer caused trouble; After the neighborhood boss got a tattoo of a cat, he changed his past brutality and even began to eat walnuts to keep healthy; After the police colonel got the word "forbearance" tattooed on him, he no longer acted bravely and saved his life in several critical situations; The interstellar major general was killing everyone on the battlefield, feeling thoughtful as he experienced the force value that had been increased several times. The staff advised him at the right time: "Why don't we withdraw the wanted order?" The major general recalled the tattoo artist's cunning smile and smiled slightly: "Add ten more wanted orders, and we'll catch the person first." Tattoo Artist·Clever and Funny Female Protagonist VS Interstellar Major General·Two male protagonists who are cold on the outside but cold on the inside "Genius Racer Tests for Driving License in Three Worlds" One day, a popular website in the human world was flooded with the same news: [Surprise! Genius racing driver Luan Di died unexpectedly, and the whereabouts of his net worth of over 100 million remain a mystery! At the same time, the protagonist of the news was standing next to his scrapped car, staring at a talking blue bird. Luan Di tried to clarify her thoughts: "You mean, I have to continue working after I die?" Jade Bird corrected him seriously: "To be precise, due to your outstanding performance during your lifetime, you were admitted as a special driver by the Transportation Department of the Three Realms Office, responsible for providing services to special passengers traveling between the Three Realms." Luan Di's face was gloomy: "You mean, I went from being a top racing driver in the world to a damn bus driver?" Blue Bird explained politely: "To be precise, you may not only see ghosts, but you may also see demons." Luan Di laughed angrily and pointed at the paint-peeling wheelbarrow unbearably: "You want me to drive this crap?!" The blue bird spread its wings helplessly: "That's because you don't have a three-world driver's license, so you can only start with the lowest form of transportation!" * One day, Zhu Tinglan, the president of Zhulong Group, worked overtime until late at night and found that he forgot to bring his driver's license. He hesitated for a moment between driving without a license and teleporting, and chose to take a taxi. Five minutes later, a... A... A unicycle pierced through the void and stopped in front of him. The bright and flamboyant driver looked very much like the late genius racing driver he was fanatical about, but his temper was completely different. He threw him a helmet with an impatient expression: "Will it deform? Please be a little smaller, sit in the basket, and fasten your seat belt." "There may be other passengers carpooling on the road. You are not allowed to fight or eat each other. If you must eat, you are not allowed to spill blood on my car." "After the order is completed, please leave a five-star review, otherwise you will be included in the driver's personal blacklist and you will be responsible for the consequences!" Zhu Tinglan was amused and couldn't help but ask humbly: "If you don't give a good review, what are the specific consequences?" Luan Di sneered: "Next time you take my car, you will only be worthy of sitting in the cup holder!" Zhu Tinglan: "..." * One day, "Sanjie Yaowen" devoted a full page to reporting on the progress of the theme activity "Serving the grassroots, touching the world - the public affairs I care about most". Among them, the top three hot topics among the public are as follows: #After getting a unicycle during the morning rush hour, I kept my full attendance award #You can even chat and laugh with the boss in the car basket The dank male ghost of #bridge kicked the iron plate and was chased out for two miles. Although the above topics are all related to Luan Di, there is only one topic that really gives her a headache—— Ms. Luan's driver's license was revoked for violently beating a passenger. She was tested again and again and beaten again and again. [The female protagonist with a bad temper and the male protagonist Zhulong, who has a bad temper] ●This article's food guide (strange rules)● 1. There is no perfect protagonist or perfect supporting character here. If you find a perfect character, you must have missed the plot; 2. The story background and world view here are completely fictitious. Please do not extend it into the real world. Mine clearance is not standardized. 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