[First-person Q&A-style story, complete in one installment + wild premise + comedy]
A face-slapping, comeback-loving, unhinged heroine VS an innocent, naive, otherworldly octopus monster male lead
"The monster male lead wants to pleasure me with his tentacles. I just want to turn him into takoyaki."
On the day Jiang Min married Jiang Zhixu, I had just finished cleaning the toilet.
I couldn't be bothered to put down the toilet brush. I had nothing better to do, and seeing Jiang Zhixu crying with emotion made my hand itch. I went over and smacked her eight times with the toilet brush.
Eight slaps in a row. A legendary cleaner. The whole crowd was in an uproar.
Jiang Min stared at me in shock. I gave him a wicked smile and was just about to let loose with a string of curses when a voice suddenly appeared in my ear: "Congratulations, Host. You have been bound to the heroine System."
I smiled brightly. "Damn, there's a scam voice at this wedding."
System: ?
Theme: Be brave and keep moving forward.
