A Corporate Cat's Guide to Raising Humans

Ji Xi was lured home by Li Ju with a single piece of bread. He thought he had finally found a place to stay, but Li Ju took off his shoes, held his feet, and asked, "Can I give you a kiss?" Ji Xi screamed and ran away. Only after he got outside did he realize that he had transmigrated to another world. Here, the relationship between people and pets was reversed: beastfolk sucked on humans the way humans cuddled cats, and the beastfolk couldn't get enough of it. Humans had long since become pets. Countless beastfolk spent their entire fortunes just to adopt a little human they could cuddle and sniff. Their desire for humans had reached its peak, and their eyes lit up whenever they saw Ji Xi. And Li Ju was a gigantic orange cat, a full three meters tall! A big orange cat who had carefully prepared a cozy little nest just so he could adopt a human! Ji Xi, forced to go home: ... Li Ju: Baby, I'm going to give you a bath~ Ji Xi, utterly resigned to his fate, was scrubbed all over with a bath sponge by Li Ju, with not a shred of dignity left. That night, Li Ju turned into a huge orange cat and plopped Ji Xi's head down against his fluffy white belly. Ji Xi buried his face in Li Ju's soft belly and got his fill of snuggling. Mmmmm, actually, it was pretty soft, wasn't it? Ji Xi breathed in the warm scent of Li Ju, like a blanket that had been left out in the sun, and swallowed. After that, the orange cat worked diligently, doing the laundry and cooking, taking care of him, and proving himself a capable cat servant. Ji Xi shamefully fell for him. To change the belief that beastfolk and humans couldn't be together, Ji Xi made a name for himself as a human. He became a movie star, acted in films, and changed the image of humans as pets, shifting public opinion. He kissed Li Ju during a scene, then raised an eyebrow. "Do you like it?" Li Ju blushed. He kissed him again. Li Ju went to the bathroom. A few days later, Li Ju was happily posting updates on social media every day to show off. [What should I do? My human is so clingy with his cat. He even has to use me as a pillow when he sleeps~ Photo attached.jpg] In the photo, Ji Xi was sprawled across the fluffy belly of an orange cat, eyes closed. Sunlight lit up his fair profile, making it look as translucent as jade. [My little human celebrated my birthday today. He bought me a birthday cake! I wonder if anyone else has a little human who buys them a birthday cake~] The attached photo showed Ji Xi putting a birthday hat on Li Ju with both hands. The candlelight illuminated the tenderness in his eyes. The whole internet was in an uproar. [I think your little human is sick. Send him over so I can take a look.] [You monster! That's obviously the little human I lost. Give him back!] Meanwhile, on the other side of the phone, Li Ju kissed Ji Xi, then held up his phone and snapped a picture to capture the moment. "It's official!" "Ji Xi is mine!" [Proud big orange cat.jpg] Ji Xi turned his head and kissed Li Ju on the cheek. "Mm, and you're mine, too." A few things to know: Beastfolk have two forms. Their human forms are generally quite tall and retain some animal features, such as cat ears and tails~ The uke is 1.8 meters tall, and the seme is 2.2 meters tall. There's a size difference~ Set in a fictional world, unrelated to reality. Coming soon: The Evil Tuxedo Cat Demon Battles a Depressed Teenager Li Chen suffers from severe depression. He is solitary, quiet, and gloomy. His guiding principle is: If you can live, then live. If you can't, then die. Until one day, a cat appeared in his home, and no matter how many times he tried to chase it away, it wouldn't leave. When he had an episode, he picked up a sharp little knife. The kitten jumped onto the table, raised a paw like a tiny plum blossom, and smacked him across the face. Li Chen, his face red where the tuxedo cat's big paw had hit him: ... Then the tuxedo cat struck him twice more, one paw after the other. Li Chen completely forgot about the sharp little knife. All he could think about was bringing that hateful black-and-white Maine Coon to justice and spanking it hard. To save money, he didn't keep the refrigerator plugged in, so the food went bad. After the spoiled food upset his stomach, he washed his hands in the bathroom and stared blankly at his own thin, pale reflection in the mirror. Living is so exhausting, so painful. Maybe I should just die... A series of thumps came from outside the bathroom door, followed by the tuxedo cat's frantic yowling. He opened the door and saw the tuxedo cat spraying diarrhea everywhere, the long fur at the base of its tail matted together with yellow-brown feces. Suddenly, he didn't want to die anymore. He wanted to beat up the tuxedo cat. Wen Xubai used to be a sunny, cheerful young man, warm and kind, surrounded by countless flowers, applause, and love. But life is never perfect: he died a little too soon. The good news was that he became a cat demon and could transform into human form. The bad news was that a depressed patient had swallowed his demon core along with some takeout. To get his demon core back, he had to stay close to this depressed patient. For the sake of his demon core, he had no choice but to endure the humiliation of pretending to be an ordinary kitten in Li Chen's home. He ran around like crazy every day, making sure that the hateful Li Chen never had a chance to kill himself. Although the tuxedo cat was completely unhinged, and Li Chen wondered if his severe depression was making him hallucinate, he was still forced to get moving day by day: taking the cat for walks, cleaning the litter box, and handling its messes... Eventually, Li Chen finally started to feel alive again. He no longer wanted to die. He wanted to work hard and provide for his cat. In his eyes, his tuxedo cat was too crazy for anyone else to want. If it left him, it would surely become a stray and die. In reality, Wen Xubai secretly ordered takeout for himself after Li Chen left for work, drank milk tea, played video games with his cat paws, and even worked at a cat cafe to save up some private spending money. One day, Li Chen got home early and heard an irritable voice coming from the bedroom: "Fuck you, mid-laner! You play like crap. Even a cat sitting on your keyboard would play better than you." An indignant voice protested, "You only have a 0-3 score!" Thinking a burglar had broken in, Li Chen rushed into the bedroom with a gloomy expression, holding a kitchen knife. Then he and Wen Xubai, who was eating potato chips and drinking milk tea while furiously tapping away at a keyboard with his cat paws, stared at each other. Note: The seme is a cat, and the uke is human. Content warning: The uke has depression, and there will be many scenes of him fighting the illness! The cat seme helps heal the uke, always pulling him back before he sinks into the mire of depression. Death is dark and heavy, but cats are soft and smell wonderful~ The seme is adorable as a cat, and in human form he gently takes care of the uke. When the uke breaks down sobbing, he holds and comforts him. This story is all about healing. The story focuses on the inner world of people with depression. I hope everyone makes a speedy recovery! Theme: Protecting companion animals is everyone's responsibility.