I've Been Played by That Flirty Puppy Again

[A deadpan, robotic-feeling cutie of an older woman x a sharp-tongued, flirtatious younger puppy]

"Lanlan, have you found a job?"

"I have, Mom. I'm starting a media studio with a senior from school."

"That's wonderful!"

Oh, Mom, you're so wrong. I don't dare tell you that I'm actually...

A full-time online gamer

A part-time gaming streamer

And, on the side, making life difficult for my bully

Also...

Sorry, Mom. I don't like the doctor you introduced me to.

I'm in an online relationship with an innocent eighteen-year-old college boy.

#What happened to the people who bullied you?#

Jiang Qinglan discovered that the people who bullied her when she was young had reinvented themselves as top gaming streamers for a hugely popular online game, living the high life.

She'd been struggling to find a suitable job, but in an instant, she settled on a new career path:

Take down the bully.

Everything went according to plan, except the online boyfriend she'd meant to dump after using him seemed impossible to shake off.

She could only console herself with the fact that at least the one she'd picked up was:

The server's number-one assassin, champion of the inaugural Moon Worship Cup tournament, an esports whiz who mastered every class

NO x

What she'd actually picked up was:

√ Three hundred cicadas shrieking nonstop: eight hundred messages a day

√ A peacock constantly showing off: meticulously edited photos on his social media (nine abs pics.jpg)

√ An evil golden retriever who cussed with his tongue hanging out: nobody could type insults faster than he spoke them, and nobody could type faster than him

Jiang Qinglan has been fretting over how to explain (or make excuses to) her five-years-younger boyfriend, who's hopelessly in love:

Their relationship is pure love, and not because she's...

After his gaming skills, perfect teamwork, and ability to help her rank up,

After the traffic boost she gets from dating a top-tier star in esports,

After his sharp tongue and ability to help her flame people,

After his delicious cooking and how he notices every chore and does it all in a flash,

After his good looks, youthful stamina, and, most of all, that incredible strength in his waist...

Content notes: Both leads are each other's only partners; keyboard-based online game story, focused mainly on PVP.

Theme: Love and tomorrow