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After traveling through the fifth year, Song Duo finally saved enough elixir prescriptions and was ready to accept the assessment from the head of Yaogu, his cheap uncle, and officially open up a line of elixir cultivation in Yaogu. Unexpectedly, the last pill had just been prepared, and the bad city he was in was occupied by the demon Shen Shichen, who ordered the city gates to be sealed.
Song Duo tried to please the housekeeper of the city lord's palace and got a chance to sneak out of the city gate. But before he could leave, his elixir was taken away by a spirit and was about to be dedicated to the demon Shen Shichen.
In anger, Song Duo remembered that among the pills presented to Shen Shichen, there was a childbirth pill.
Song Duo felt like the sky was falling when he thought of the scene where the devil came to his door with a big belly, shouting and killing him, and blood flowed like a river!
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In order to regain Bishe's elixir and save his life, Song Duo sneaked into the devil's mansion, tried every means to please the devil, and waited for the opportunity. Unexpectedly, he was stabbed in the back by his teammates at the critical moment. Song Duo was sent to the devil's wing dressed in red.
The devil held the child-birth pill with blue pill lines all over its body in his hand, and raised his eyes to look at Song Duo, "You once said that this is a hemostatic pill that can cure the burns caused by the karmic fire that fell during the thunder tribulation. Did you lie to me?"
Song Duo stared at the demon's clothes stained with the blood of others, trembling and not even daring to quibble: "Yes, Your Majesty."
The demon smiled brightly and swallowed the birth-birth pill in front of Song Duo. Then he took out his long sword and put it against Song Duo's neck. His face was gloomy, "Do you think I won't be willing to kill you?"
Song Duo struggled for a long time, still wanting to live. As the devil's breathing became heavier, he gritted his teeth and replied: "Actually, it is an aphrodisiac. I have admired the king for a long time, but I really have no choice, so I came up with this cunning trick. I am crazy about the king, and I have absolutely no intention of harming the king! Now that my dirty thoughts have been exposed, and since the king hates me, I will get out of the bad city and never appear in front of the king again!"
Song Duo was shameless and sacrificed his honor. Taking advantage of the devil's shock, he hurriedly crawled out. Not long after he walked out, the devil grabbed him by the collar and carried him back.
The devil's broad palm grasped Song Duo's chin, exerting slight force. The next moment, his slightly cold lips and teeth covered Song Duo's lips.
The devil's low laugh came to my ears: "You know it's a stupid trick, but you still dare to leave me alone? I am sure you like me."
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A disciple of the righteous path, how do you defeat a demon if you accidentally capture it?
Desperate Dan Xiu, what should I do if I accidentally make the devil's belly bigger?
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After being frightened for a long time, Song Duo got a good opportunity and fell into a crack in the secret realm and escaped to death. After escaping from death, he changed his appearance and returned to Yaogu. After completing the examination, he turned around with his tail between his legs.
The time limit for the birth pill is approaching, and Song Duo secretly returns to Bad City. It happened to be a competition in the city. Song Duo, dressed in tattered clothes, mingled among the crowd and glanced at the demon from a distance.
Her eyes and brows are sparse and not as gloomy as before. She is probably living a good life. That fertility pill may not work.
Song Duo left with peace of mind. He never wanted to return to the Medicine Valley. He opened the door and saw a tall figure standing inside.
The devil stared at Song Duo hatefully and pointed at the man in the corner who also had a big belly, "How many people have you used that trick on?!"
In the corner, it was Omega who was running with the ball that Song Duo fished out from the crack in the secret realm.
Song Duo: ... It seems a bit finished
One-sentence synopsis: A time-travelling alchemist feeds the devil with innovative garbage designs, which causes adverse reactions. He is hunted down by the devil, the master of his suffering, and has various adventures along the way. In the end, the waste material counterattacks the story of his wife and "child" who are hot on the kang.
Reading guide:
1. Overbearing, arrogant, cool and handsome demon attack
2. Attack to give birth to a child
3. Contains a fusion of unorthodox world views, and characters from the ABO world view appear.
4. The author's knowledge of cultivation is poor, and he makes up for a less serious level of cultivation: Qi training - foundation building - golden elixir - Nascent Soul - transformation of the spirit - refining the void - integration - Mahayana
Intention: There is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world
