As a new ghost, Shen Yan decided to scare people in order to eat enough.
But he was too cute and couldn't hit her, and he was too masculine to be afraid that he wouldn't be able to beat her. So he made a lot of choices and found a meal ticket that looked like it could feed him without being easily frightened.
Shen Yan racked his brains to learn scary techniques.
On the first day, he happily lay down on the meal ticket balcony and cosplayed Sunny Baby.
And then was ignored...
He kept up his efforts, performed difficult and unnatural moves, and crawled in darkness in front of the meal tickets.
The meal ticket just twitched the corners of my mouth.
But Shen Yan feels that he has made progress.
So one night, Shen Yan made himself look ferocious, holding a borrowed skull prop in his hand, and vowed to find the meal ticket he was interested in.
Meal Ticket was stunned this time.
Just when Shen Yan thought he had succeeded, he was ready to celebrate.
After taking the meal ticket, he took the skull and rubbed it on Shen Yan's head. He said seriously and perfunctorily: "Wow, it's so scary!"
Shen Yan:……
This man, why is he not afraid of ghosts? ! !
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A stupid kid lived in Xing He's house, and he didn't even learn how to hunt.
When he had nothing to eat and was hungry, he would pathetically follow behind him and act coquettishly.
Miserable, like a drowned puppy.
Xing He felt soft-hearted and decided to raise this little devil.
But when he greeted this stupid kid in a friendly manner, he saw that the other person was so frightened that his face turned pale and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Xing He:……
Is he that scary?
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Reading guide:
①1v1, sand sculpture cookie
② A brief article on supernatural beings, but only with supernatural settings
③The dark and gloomy attack × the bright sunshine, the silly and sweet experience
Intention: Face life positively