The Whole Sect Is Backstabbing Me.

Shen Xiubai traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and became the number one swordsman in Kyushu. I wanted to lie down, but I received a sick system task: Accept a disciple and teach him to be crippled! The teaching is useless and he ascends. Teaching does not fail, the apprentice upgrades to the master and vomits blood. In the sect, Lu Fan, a young man who sweeps the pit without spiritual roots, was attracted by Shen Xiubai at a glance. It's him! If you don't have spiritual roots, you will be useless without any teaching. Just fool around and you can continue to lie down. Fooling scene: Shen Xiubai: "Disciple, do you know what the strongest swordsmanship in the world is?" Lu Fan's eyes were clear: "Disciple doesn't know." Shen Xiubai: "The so-called strongest swordsmanship is to be able to cut down the sun, moon and stars with a piece of grass. Come on, disciple, this dog's tail grass will be your great sword from now on." Lu Fan: "???...!" Is my master mentally ill? A month later... Shen Xiubai suddenly spurted out a mouthful of blood. ! ! ! What? Has the apprentice been upgraded? Shen Xiubai gradually discovered that Lu Fan was actually a master of cultivating immortals, and he decided to change his strategy. So he called Lu Fan to him and said sincerely: "Disciple, there is no point in cultivating immortality. Come on, Master will take you down the mountain, where you can eat, drink, whore, gamble, and appreciate the fireworks of the world." Lu Fan nodded. The next day, before dawn, the sword wind blew up again in the yard. Shen Xiubai lay on the couch, listening to the sound of breaking through the air outside, and closed his eyes. This apprentice cannot understand human speech. In the days that followed, Shen Xiubai got used to vomiting blood, from lying down to vomiting, to lying on his stomach, and finally hanging on the edge of the bed. He looked at the ceiling and had no choice but to leave two lines of clear tears: No, I have to change my number and practice again. After that, Shen Xiubai really accepted a new apprentice, doted on him in every possible way, and gave him food and water. Looking back, Lu Fan was standing not far away, looking at the spoon in his hand, crying, "Master, you have changed your mind." Shen Xiubai:………… —— Later, Lu Fan gradually discovered that something was wrong. As soon as he practiced, his master would either be demoted or vomit blood. He was so frightened that he no longer dared to practice, for fear that his master would vomit blood and kill him. Therefore, he secretly studied an unspeakable secret technique to treat the disease. Small theater: After trying the secret surgery, Lu Fan put his arms around Shen Xiubai's waist and asked softly: "Master, has your cultivation improved?" At this moment, Shen Xiubai's waist and knees were sore and weak, and all the bones in his body were broken. He had to lie in his apprentice's arms and nodded with humiliation. Lu Fan was so excited that he hugged him tighter: "Then... Disciple, why don't we strike while the iron is hot and do it again." Shen Xiubai: "... What?" Ps reading guide. Stupid idiot, loyal dog attack vs. Unlucky idiot, beautiful woman Teammates basically provide CP assists. It's silly, funny, and more everyday. Please support the genuine version, thank you. —————— Pre-receipt: [I rely on the delivery of the memorial, painted into a conspicuous bag] Su Bai traveled to Daliang and became a tribute escort as big as a sesame seed. He is a little gay, and his lifelong dream is to find a man who is tall, has eight-pack abs, and has good looks that can't stretch his hips. It would be better if he had a little money so that he wouldn't have to be so thorough as a social animal. But he looked around and found that they were all crooked and cracked, and none of them could catch his eye. Well! He could only use all the banana waste in his mind on his serialized Q-version action comics. However, one day while collecting wind, he picked up an unconscious man. The man's eyes were injured, but he was fair-skinned and beautiful, with a slim waist and long legs, which completely hit his aesthetic point. Su Bai was immediately elated: The beauty who came to his door... Saved his life. Isn't it too much to treat me as a man for a few days? The "Slutty Little Fairy" mode was turned on. Every day, he hugged the man on the hospital bed and took the opportunity to touch his belly and hold hands, and finally made the man fall in love. After a ridiculous night, before dawn the next day, Su Bai limped away, clutching his waist. I politely left two bunches of big mangoes and a letter: [Sizes don't fit, never see you again! Later, when he met people, he said: When looking for a partner, you can't just look at the face. * Perhaps due to divine punishment, Su Bai dated all the men in the city, but he never found the one he liked. No! The feng shui of this place is too bad. I need to dig somewhere else. When the new emperor ascended the throne, he began to deliver memorials every three days to increase his sense of presence: "Your Majesty, do you eat mangoes?" Lingnan mangoes are big and sweet. The emperor has been in a bad mood recently. For some reason, he especially can't see mangoes. Don't eat! ! ! Zhu Biao, he added three exclamation points. Su Bai did not give up and continued to play. After asking more than a dozen times, the emperor became angry and waved his pen: "If you ask again, I will chop down your mango." Su Bai followed the good example and changed the fruit: [What about... Lychees? The emperor laughed angrily, and flipping through the memorial, he actually pulled out a Q version of the "Eighteen Styles to Charm the Emperor" picture. "Send the message," the emperor ordered, "ordering Su Bai to enter the capital immediately." * On the day he entered the palace to meet the saint, Su Bai looked up and suddenly stopped breathing: Then, that, that, that's not the right size! Suddenly there was a dull pain in my waist, and my heart was shaking wildly: It's okay, it's okay, he hurt his eyes, he probably can't recognize me, right? Sitting on the dragon throne, the young emperor smiled slightly: Haha, I have been arresting you for half a year, and now I have sent you to your doorstep! Intention: If you know your mistakes, you can correct them, and there is no greater good.