Su Bai traveled to Daliang and became a tribute escort as big as a sesame seed.
He is a little gay, and his lifelong dream is to find a man who is tall, has eight-pack abs, and has good looks that can't stretch his hips. It would be better if he has a little money so that he doesn't have to be so thorough as a social animal.
But he looked around and found that they were all crooked melons and cracked dates, and none of them could catch his eye.
Well!
He could only use all the banana waste in his mind in his serialized action sketch book.
However, one day while collecting wind, he picked up an unconscious man.
The man's eyes were injured, but he was fair-skinned and beautiful, with a slim waist and long legs, which completely hit his aesthetic point.
Su Bai was immediately elated: The beauty who came to his door... Saved his life. Isn't it too much to treat me as a man for a few days?
The "Slutty Little Fairy" mode was on. He hugged the man on the hospital bed every day, took the opportunity to touch his belly and hold hands, and finally made the man fall in love.
After a ridiculous night, before dawn the next day, Su Bai limped away, clutching his waist.
I politely left two bunches of big mangoes and a letter: [Sizes don't fit, never see you again!
Later, when he met people, he said: When looking for a partner, you can't just look at the face.
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Maybe it was because of the divine punishment that Su Bai dated all the men in the city, but he never found the one he liked.
No! The feng shui of this place is too bad. I need to dig somewhere else.
When the new emperor ascended the throne, he began to deliver memorials every three days to increase his sense of presence: "Your Majesty, do you eat mangoes?" Lingnan mangoes are big and sweet.
The emperor has been in a bad mood recently. For some reason, he especially can't see mangoes.
Don't eat! ! ! Zhu Biao, he added three exclamation points.
Su Bai did not give up and continued to play.
After asking more than a dozen times, the emperor became angry and waved his pen: "If you ask again, I will chop down your mangoes."
Su Bai followed the good example and changed the fruit: "What about... Lychees?"
The emperor laughed angrily, flipping through the memorial, and pulled out a small picture of pornography.
"Pass the decree," the emperor ordered, "order Su Bai to enter the capital immediately."
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On the day he entered the palace to meet the saint, Su Bai looked up and suddenly stopped breathing: Then, then, then, isn't that the size is wrong?
Suddenly there was a dull pain in my waist, and my heart was shaking wildly: It's okay, it's okay, he hurt his eyes, he probably can't recognize me, right?
On the dragon throne, the young emperor smiled slightly: Haha, I have been arresting you for half a year, and now I have sent you to your doorstep!
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After Xiao Che became emperor, he sent people everywhere to find that little liar who was cheating people and cheating on love and money.
He lied to me and I endured it.
He broke me, and I endured it.
He actually said that my size was not good enough. I couldn't bear it.
Even if you search the whole beam, you still have to catch him, press him back on the bed, and measure him inch by inch.
Purpose: cherish the present moment
