Your Girlfriend Is a Closet

When Gin got home, he discovered that the cabinet could talk.

The cabinet was so warm.

Even if all his flesh melted away,

so long as he was still inside the cabinet,

he didn't seem to feel cold.

*The female lead is a cabinet in the literal sense: an actual cabinet that can hold things. She doesn't turn into a person. This is the passionate product of the author's object fetish.

Theme: Cabinets are great.