A Lop-Eared Rabbit's Wasteland Farming Guide

[A slow-witted, naturally flirtatious, oblivious straight-man heartthrob of a bottom x a cold-faced top who loses his head and gets carried away whenever the bottom praises him]

After an asteroid brought seven days of radiation and cosmic storms crashing down on Earth, the population fell to ten percent of its former size. Nearly all surviving plants and animals, humans included, mutated. Take our protagonist, Yue Jingdan: he can now turn into a two-kilogram, snow-white lop-eared rabbit whenever he wants. From any distance, and to the touch, he’s indistinguishable from one giant marshmallow.

Meanwhile, a higher-dimensional civilization dropped a “Giant Greenhouse,” modeled on a game from its world, onto Earth, along with a tool-making System that lets people grow all kinds of unusual crops. They began livestreaming to watch how lower-dimensional life survived in the wasteland.

And our lop-eared rabbit protagonist was lucky enough to become the first owner of the “Giant Greenhouse” and tool-making System.

Yue Jingdan: But I just failed my senior-year fitness test! Someone help me! I’m fine at farming, but I can’t hunt T T

So when Shen Wenye, his war-god senior apprentice brother, shows up, Yue Jingdan rushes excitedly into his arms. Shen Wenye had been supervising his graduation thesis before the disaster and was amazing with cold weapons. In his excitement, Yue Jingdan accidentally turns into a lop-eared rabbit in his arms.

Senior Brother: Wow.

Senior Brother: He licked my hand (even though rabbits lick people instinctively when they’re affectionate). He must like me.

Senior Brother: Give me a few more licks, and I’ll drag back a mutated wild boar tonight and roast it for you.

Yue Jingdan: Senior Brother, did you mutate too?

Right in front of him, his senior brother transforms into a mutated black eagle with a four-meter wingspan and talons thicker than Yue Jingdan’s wrist.

Yue Jingdan: Wow! Senior Brother, you’re so cool! So majestic! So strong! Those huge wings make me feel so safe! (If I keep complimenting him, he’ll definitely be willing to help me farm more [plan working.jpg])

Senior Brother: ... (He must like me!)

Yue Jingdan discovers that many people he knows have survived and mutated too.

He had thought this meant he wouldn’t have to keep taking advantage of his senior brother and risk annoying him, but as more people join in to help with farming and research, his senior brother, now with less to do, seems even less happy.

Yue Jingdan: I don’t get it. How could anyone complain about having less work?

1. Heartthrob bottom, both are each other’s first, no shipping wars. Every single eligible virgin boy who can breathe is into the bottom.

2. The greenhouse and crafting System are partly inspired by Stardew Valley.

3. Please don’t insult the bottom or fantasize about the top in the comments. Thank you.

Theme: Live life with optimism.