[Honkai: Star Rail] No One Understands Elation Better Than Me!

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White-Haired Yanqing eats his way through the Luofu, White-Haired Dan Heng sets the Vidyadhara straight, White-Haired Blade crashes into Penacony, White-Haired Dr. Ratio completely transforms Origami University...

The short version:

The full-dive role-playing game Honkai: Star Rail is now in beta!

Xie Changsheng, bedridden for a long time, puts on a full-dive headset. Honkai: Star Rail, launch!

"The Aha System is delighted to serve you~"

Character banner: Jing Yuan / Seele.

A white-haired general! White hair! Pull!

A golden flash streaks by. The player pulls, Yanqing.

Well, that's unlucky...

At the insistent request of a white-hair-obsessed player, White-Haired Yanqing makes his grand debut!

The player runs wild!

Scare children, abduct the dragon girl, gnaw on the Ambrosial Arbor, do whatever they please!

Jing Yuan and the Astral Express Crew: The Ambrosial Arbor is gone? Great news, ahem. Wait, White-Haired Yanqing?

Yanqing: My great-grandmaster has white hair, my master has white hair, and he has white hair...

Yanqing: Could I be the fake one?!

Player: Such a realistic game! Highly recommended! No main quest, total freedom! Play Honkai: Star Rail and savor every flavor of life. Can't chat now, the Cloud Knights are still chasing me. I told you I didn't mean to gnaw on the Ambrosial Arbor~

Not a moment of sadness over losing the 50/50. Next to arrive on the scene are White-Haired Dan Heng, White-Haired Blade (Yingxing?), White-Haired Dr. Ratio...

Player: It's fun, I love it!

Player: Um, do you believe parallel worlds exist? (Serious face)

Sparkle: Hehe, I'll write your script for free, custom-made~

Aha: Ahahahahaha~

The Wardance Ceremony.

Luka: "I hear Yanqing is a white-haired boy who's good at flying around while gripping his sword. He can eat three hundred bowls of rice a day. That's amazing!"

Yanqing: ?!?!

Luka: "The white hair of the Luofu's High Elder is so unusual. It even glows?"

Stelle: ?!?!

Dan Heng: ?

Before you read:

1. I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so here's some clarification. The acting is there, but not all the way there, and it won't fool many people. The focus is on Aha's joy; the role-play is just an extra. There are too many beings in the Honkai: Star Rail setting who can change their appearance, so the impersonations are bound to arouse suspicion. Probably no one gets hurt, except beings like the Vidyadhara elders who aren't really people.

2. The plot has no connection to the neighboring novel, Who Says the Abundance Faction Has No Decent People? The protagonist is the same, but this version is younger, in a better state of mind, and hanging out with Aha.

3. The appearance follows the story's character banners. The protagonist has a personal appearance of their own, but hardly ever uses it. There are no scenes of transforming into female characters!! None!!! (Desperately pleading for my life.) Aha made the body. No cloning or body-snatching. Sparkle can even impersonate Sampo, so Aha making appearances is perfectly reasonable.

4. System notice: This fictional historian is lonely. Without comments, they'll die of loneliness.

Theme: When you feel the void, smile, my friend. Look, this is existence.