Kagami Uchiha, a transmigrator who only knows parts of Naruto's plot, x Tobirama Senju
Kagami has only seen a few silly Naruto parody videos on a video platform. The only thing he knows about the series is that it all began with a family feud among the Otsutsuki that led to a bloodbath.
His impression of Tobirama Senju is also limited to "evil Uchiha brats" and some fuzzy memory of a national-style delivery ad about tears that never dried.
After working overtime, Kagami, dazed, jaywalks through a red light and gets run over by a heavy truck, only to end up in a fictional world, change genders, and be born into the Uchiha Clan in Naruto. Once he hears the name Tobirama Senju, he always goes out of his way to avoid him.
Even though he gets the System, an essential perk for transmigrators, Kagami only wants to hoard points and exchange them for a few ninjutsu techniques that might save his life.
Being an average ninja who slacks off and keeps his head down is enough to stay safe. Besides, once the Second Hokage takes power, he'll have a secure government job with no effort.
He lived into his thirties in his previous life. He can live a few more decades in this one. The Uchiha Clan Massacre is still a long way off. Once he's had enough of life, he'll die on his own terms.
Nara Shikumo was so right. If you can sit, don't stand. If you can lie down, don't sit. When you're hungry, eat. When you're thirsty, drink.
Then, during the graduation ceremony at the Ninja Academy, Tobirama Senju gives a speech as the Hokage's aide, and Kagami realizes miserably that he's fallen in love at first sight with a man who perfectly hits all his preferences. White hair, red eyes, a stern face, and a mature man who does research. An intellectual-attracted Chinese person just can't resist seeing that. In his two lives, Kagami has lived for more than forty years, and he feels like he's falling in love for the first time.
I've been slacking off for so long. Why am I only telling everyone I'm a genius now? Could Lord Tobirama still take me as his student?
I haven't awakened my Sharingan in twelve years, but Lord Tobirama pats my head and I get so excited that I awaken the Two-Tomoe Sharingan.
What do you mean Lord Tobirama is wary of the Uchiha? That's fantastic. I love the way Lord Tobirama looks at me like I'm garbage (or maybe I'm just imagining it).
Hiruzen, Homura, and Koharu, you can't handle the title of Teacher Tobirama's student. Let me take it. Try to compete with me and I'll outwork you until you drop. Ever heard that technology is the primary productive force?
What do you mean, Teacher Tobirama, your dream is to protect Konoha? Don't worry, I'll unite the ninja world under Konoha. Wouldn't it sound better if the Third Hokage became the First Emperor?
Evil Uchiha? Sorry, under the leadership of me, Kagami Uchiha, we'll only be Teacher Tobirama's good Uchiha.
The Gold and Silver Brothers actually dared to attack Teacher Tobirama. I'll skin you two, stuff you, mince you finely, and feed you to the dogs.
Those evil old Uchiha got tricked and still helped Kaguya's most devoted son count the money. May the black turd and your heavenly piano explode together.
Teacher Tobirama, can you perform that Hatsune Miku twin-tail thing? I really don't mean anything by it. I'll just rub against you, I won't go in. Don't believe me? Look into my eyes. Amaterasu! (Burns Teacher's clothes.)
Warning: The protagonist is a woman transmigrated into a man's body, but she's the top. In her previous life, Kagami was a straight woman who only liked men. The protagonist is a love-struck lunatic with serious mental issues. Everyone except Tobirama is someone to use, though she does have some genuine feelings for them. She'll scheme against good people, and innocents may die because of her goals. There's a very large age gap between the couple: 20 years.
Note: The author is a Tobirama fan. The story contains lots of bad memes, absurd slang, and dark humor. The timeline is all over the place; the author writes whatever comes to mind, with the main goal of having fun.
The plot is a slow burn and will try to stick close to the original. The author has limited intelligence and really can't write fights or political intrigue, so all they can do is give Kagami cheat powers and have him steamroll the ninja world.
Theme: Transmigrating through time to love you
The original mirror may be one of the few Uchiha's that is relatively stable after opening its eyes (see Shisui), but obviously this time-travel version is not. Some people always say that Tobirama would like Itachi. In fact, the original Tobirama didn't know what Itachi did specifically, otherwise he must have thought that Itachi was also very extreme.
Momoka was famous for her illusions during the Warring States Period. Her illusions were useful to Uchiha ninjas, which shows her level. Moreover, she was not significantly shorter standing next to Brother Zhu Fei. She was estimated to be a little over 1.7 Meters tall. Considering the proportion and probability of Uchiha men being over 1.8 Meters tall, Mooka might not be shorter than Hua He.
When you were slapped by Tobirama, the first thing that came over you was the aroma, and then the slap. The moment the aroma filled your nose, the burning feeling on your face was no longer painful, it was refreshing 😳
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I have seen some fans accuse the Senju brothers of disclosing most of their clan's ninjutsu without considering their own clan. Let's not talk about whether the original work has this setting. If the Ninja Village wants to mass-produce talents, it must not hide its secrets. If knowledge and skills are not circulated, how can it lead to an explosion of knowledge and technology that allows a hundred flowers to bloom? If the vision of the ninja is limited, it will lead to isolation, exclusion, and misunderstanding due to poor communication. There will also be a lack of collective consciousness, and there will be more and more conflicts.
I feel the same way, and I even feel that before Tobirama, there were some very good children (and they really respected and loved Teacher Tobirama)
Haruno, are you using the analysis party's speculation about Sakura's family line?
So the blame on Madara's back is +1. Considering what he did in the original work, this scapegoat is actually not wrong? If the research on Bai Zetsu is carried out, will the fact that Hashirama is a half-human-shaped sacred tree be unearthed?
The combination of virtuality and reality is a bit like the style of an illusionist in tutoring.
The original Uchiha gives me the impression that he is an ordinary strong Uchiha, with deep love from his family, deep love from his partners, and average love from his family.