Xia Yi thought that the system was not a smart one, but he did not expect that the first time he bound the host, it would bind the wrong person.
Originally he was supposed to be bound to the protagonist of Qingfeng Jiyue's Struggle Batch, but he was mistakenly bound to become the villain of the whole drama.
At this time, the villain Xie Yuyuan was still unfinished. He was locked in a small dark room by his adoptive parents all year round, with no one to love or care for him, and darkness grew in his heart.
The stupid system is soft-hearted, the stupid system sighs, and with a wave of its hand, it makes a mistake: "Congratulations, my dear host, you have been bound to the struggle life system. Please fight with this system, upgrade and fight monsters, and move towards a brilliant life together!"
Xie Ciyuan, who was suffering from a high fever, opened his eyes and weakly touched its ears: "Where did you come from, kitten?"
The idiot's system was horrified. How could he forget that he was punished to be a cat because he was bound to the wrong host?
A short-legged kitten!
How can this be fun?
—
Xie Ciyuan has always suspected that he is mentally ill. The specific symptom is that he can understand kittens talking.
The short-legged kitten is clumsy and doesn't seem to know how to use its limbs. It falls when walking, but every day it drags food and water through the narrow vents, curls up on him to keep him warm, and says:
"You will definitely get out and become a great person in the future."
"This cat will not allow any host to suffer."
"Thank you so much, don't get sick, meow meow meow."
He went crazy and felt like he was living with a kitten.
But when he finally saw the light again and the cat disappeared, he preferred to continue to be crazy.
—
After being forcibly recalled by the system, Xia Yi traveled through the book again, and this time he directly became cannon fodder in the book. After being a cat for a long time, he still didn't quite understand the rules of human society.
People are so strange, saying things in front of him that he doesn't understand.
What
[You are just a canary he raised]
[Do you really think you've climbed a high branch?
Will be kicked out soon
[You thought Xie Ciyuan, that lunatic, would let you go, but he was just fattening you up and then killing you]
So stupid, he is not a canary, he is just a kitten, and Xie Ciyuan will not kill it.
Um?
Say goodbye?
Xia Yi unskillfully found the person named Xie Ciyuan on her mobile phone and carefully edited the text messages.
It's me, your kitten! !
—
At first Xia Yi thought that his teaching was very successful, and Xie Ciyuan became very kind-hearted. He even let him kick over his water glass and occupy his bed without getting angry.
Later, Xia Yi learned that all of this came with a price.
When he lay wet on Xie Ciyuan's bed.
The words of thanks were not enough: "Can you touch your ears and tail for me again?"
No! Often! No! Good!
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"Being impregnated by sperm and being severely disciplined by an abstinent daddy"
Bad semen lies and gets fucked by abstinent daddy
Jiang Baiyu was a bad playboy and was exiled abroad by his family. He finally started a dissolute life, but unfortunately he was always controlled by an old man sent by his father.
Jiang Baiyu was dismissive of this person and didn't even want to go home. He complained to his friends: "He must be just a boring old man, and he might not do anything."
The friend asked back: "Are you sure you are talking about Theodore?"
In the distance, the rumored Theodore was wearing a black formal suit, and a white beam of light hit his face, sacred and solemn, like a Greek sculpture.
This person looks too delicious, but his behavior is too abominable.
Even a man as unambitious as him was aroused to conquer.
Facing Theodore, who was a head taller than him, Jiang Baiyu looked pitiful: "I know my recent behavior has been a bit bad, but bad boys need to be guided correctly."
He decided to take Theodore down and kick him out.
This was the decision he regretted most in his life.
—
The status of "lover" made it easier for Theodore to discipline him.
Jiang Baiyu had never experienced such a frustrating life. He had to be interfered with when dressing, eating, and socializing. He finally escaped, but was easily caught again.
After the angry sex, he was so ashamed that he wrapped himself in a quilt and accused him of his evil deeds: "This is abuse and imprisonment. I want to break up with you. Do you hear me?"
Theodore held his chin without raising his head, half of his face hidden in the shadows: "What I just said, repeat it."
Jiang Baiyu was reluctant: "We can't say we are separated."
Theodore's kiss fell on the side of his lips: "Good boy."
--
Theodore is not interested in many things and is entrusted by his friends to take care of the naughty junior.
As the rumors say, Jiang Baiyu is hypocritical, worships money, and has poor flirting methods.
Theodore felt that he should help him, influence him, and guide him to the right path.
But he is so unteachable.
After being abandoned, Theodore realized——
When dealing with bad children, what is more needed is discipline rather than correction.
Purpose: Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility
Let's be together quickly
不坑就好了╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭