Tao Ran traveled from the abo world to the normal world. Every day without pheromones was difficult.
One day, he smelled something like pheromones.
The scent came from a man who had just moved into his house and had a very bad temper.
"What are you looking at?" The man said fiercely, slamming the door behind him.
Tao Ran didn't dare to mess with him, so she quietly got his coat while he was taking a shower, buried his face in it, and took a deep breath.
I like it so much!
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Shen Cen was born with a bad temper. After his mother packed him to a friend's house, the only request for him was to be polite and not scare his timid younger brother at home.
My younger brother is indeed very timid, like a rabbit, he will tremble for half an hour even if he is stared at, and there are always incidents of missing clothes in this family.
One day he came home late. No one was in the house, but the bathroom light was on.
Tao Ran was disheveled, holding his unwashed clothes, with tears streaming down his face: "Why are you coming back so late?"
Shen Cen, who was about to react to his idiotic behavior: "Me, my fault?"
Tao Ran was really abnormal. One moment he told me to kiss me and hug me, and the next moment he asked him to bite his neck, and also said that he would be pregnant.
Among all the excessive demands, he chose to bite his neck.
Tao Ran's body was shaking violently, and he turned around to scold him: "You are so perverted."
Shen Cen:?
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Although Tao Ran was good-looking, had a slim waist, and had a sweet scent, Shen Cen was sure that she didn't like him at all.
But if Tao Ran insists on liking him, he'll have to do it.
He pretended not to care and accepted all his excessive requests, almost drained of them.
But after sleeping with him, Tao Ran ran away.
He went on the road to arrest the person, and when he found Tao Ran, the person was holding a note and crying.
He was so frightened that he forgot that he was here to accuse him, so he held him in his arms and coaxed him, asking him: "What's wrong, baby?"
Tao Ran showed him the note.
Pregnancy test form...
Tao Ran burst into tears again: "It's all your fault!"
Pregnant baby with high needs x tough-tongued teenage dad
Note: The pregnancy period is relatively long, the baby is born in the second trimester, the baby is raised in the extra chapter, and the baby girl is born
Feeling is wearing
Pre-received cat memes
"The idiot system tied up the wrong host and was punished as a cat"
Xia Yi thought that the system was not a smart one, but he did not expect that the first time he bound the host, it would bind the wrong person.
Originally he was supposed to be bound to the protagonist of Qingfeng Jiyue's Struggle Batch, but he was mistakenly bound to become the villain of the whole drama.
At this time, the villain Xie Yuyuan was still unfinished. He was locked in a small dark room by his adoptive parents all year round, with no one to love or care for him, and darkness grew in his heart.
The stupid system is soft-hearted, the stupid system sighs, and with a wave of its hand, it makes a mistake: "Congratulations, my dear host, you have been bound to the struggle life system. Please fight with this system, upgrade and fight monsters, and move towards a brilliant life together!"
Xie Ciyuan, who was suffering from a high fever, opened his eyes and weakly touched its ears: "Where did you come from, kitten?"
The idiot's system was horrified. How could he forget that he was punished to be a cat because he was bound to the wrong host?
A short-legged kitten!
How can this be fun?
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Xie Ciyuan has always suspected that he is mentally ill. The specific symptom is that he can understand kittens talking.
The short-legged kitten is clumsy and doesn't seem to know how to use its limbs. It falls when walking, but every day it drags food and water through the narrow vents, curls up on him to keep him warm, and says:
"You will definitely get out and become a great person in the future."
"This cat will not allow any host to suffer."
"Thank you so much, don't get sick, meow meow meow."
He went crazy and felt like he was living with a kitten.
But when he finally saw the light again and the cat disappeared, he preferred to continue to be crazy.
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After being forcibly recalled by the system, Xia Yi traveled through the book again, and this time he directly became cannon fodder in the book. After being a cat for a long time, he still didn't quite understand the rules of human society.
People are so strange, saying things in front of him that he doesn't understand.
What
[You are just a canary he raised]
[Do you really think you've climbed a high branch?
Will be kicked out soon
[You thought Xie Ciyuan, that lunatic, would let you go, but he was just fattening you up and then killing you]
So stupid, he is not a canary, he is just a kitten, and Xie Ciyuan will not kill it.
Um?
Say goodbye?
Xia Yi unskillfully found the person named Xie Ciyuan on her mobile phone and carefully edited the text messages.
It's me, your kitten! !
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At first Xia Yi thought that his teaching was very successful, and Xie Ciyuan became very kind-hearted. He even let him kick over his water glass and occupy his bed without getting angry.
Later, Xia Yi learned that all of this came with a price.
When he lay wet on Xie Ciyuan's bed.
The words of thanks were not enough: "Can you touch your ears and tail for me again?"
No! Often! No! Good!
Intention: Accept yourself