I Really Didn't Mean to Dress as a Woman and Lure the Emperor

A cross-dressing eunuch who knows how to lure people in x a pure-hearted emperor who loves being lured

Every day, eunuch corpses are carried out of the tyrant's sleeping quarters. At this time, Jiang Huaining is chosen to serve before the emperor.

Jiang Huaining is afraid of dying and cries under his blanket.

A companion advises him, "You're good-looking, and you can do a woman's voice. Eunuch Yang has always wanted a companion. Why not dress as a palace maid and ask him to help you leave the palace?"

Jiang Huaining thinks it's a good idea. He puts on a high-waisted ruqun, pitches his voice, and becomes Eunuch Yang's companion.

Eunuch Yang is not only handsome, but treats him with great affection, giving him tribute pastries and little clothes made from imperial silk... He even gives him the emperor's personal jade pendant.

Jiang Huaining chides him, "Do you have a death wish? How can you steal everything and give it to me?"

Eunuch Yang says nothing, only lowering his head to kiss him again and again, domineering, forceful, and insatiable. He doesn't act like a proper eunuch at all.

But Eunuch Yang keeps putting off helping him leave the palace.

Two days later, Jiang Huaining hears that things have settled down around the emperor. It turns out the people who died before were assassins, and the emperor wasn't killing people at random.

To reassure his attendants, the emperor has even doubled their monthly pay.

Jiang Huaining's eyes dart as a new idea occurs to him.

"Let's break up."

Eunuch Yang's lips are still warm from the kiss. After a long silence, he asks, "Why? Did I do something wrong?"

"If you don't like someone anymore, you break up. That's perfectly normal. Let's part on good terms. Don't take it to heart."

Jiang Huaining leaves Eunuch Yang without looking back. The next day, he puts on a brand-new eunuch uniform and happily reports for duty before the emperor.

But the moment he steps into Qian'an Hall, Jiang Huaining realizes that the imposing figure seated on the dragon throne looks exactly like the Eunuch Yang he just dumped!

Oh crap, you never told me you were the emperor when I was trying to lure you!

Jiang Huaining's vision goes black. He drops to his knees and stammers, begging the emperor to spare his life.

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The young emperor's dark eyes are unfathomable.

A man?

Or a eunuch?

How am I supposed to spare this life?

Reader's guide: Both are virgins. The emperor has no harem. The recipient is a fake eunuch. After his cover is blown, the seme turns into a rabid dog and takes fierce "revenge."

Coming soon: The Office Worker Turns the Tables, But in His Boss's X-Dreams. Check my author page!

During his first week at a new job, Shi Mianyu is ordered around by his boss like a spinning top. He makes coffee, picks up deliveries, picks up the boss's dog after school, and scrubs the floors of a 400-plus-square-meter duplex on his knees. After staying up all night revising a proposal, he's told it's a pile of crap.

On his way home, Shi Mianyu swears that one day he'll make that dog of a boss get on his knees and beg!

That very night, his wish comes true in a dream.

Shi Mianyu sits in the boss's chair, wearing only an oversized shirt, while his boss kneels between his legs. After sizing him up with his deep, sharp eyes, the boss lowers his head, the pride of a born winner humbled.

This is so damn...

This isn't the kind of begging I wanted!

The next day, Shi Mianyu is tormented all over again by his cold-faced tyrant of a boss. When he leaves work, he swears that what goes around comes around, and one day he'll become an evil capitalist and crush his current boss beneath his feet!

That night, when he enters the dream, Shi Mianyu finds himself on an expensive leather sofa, his bare foot resting on his boss's shoulder as the man kneels on one knee. The suit beneath his foot feels expensive and real.

His sharp-tongued, vicious boss even blushes slightly. Turning his head, he gently kisses the top of Shi Mianyu's foot, holds his ankle, and slips it into a fluffy bunny-head slipper.

"Boss, even if you're angry, take care of yourself. Don't let your foot get cold." The usually aloof, cold CEO speaks with utter humility. "It's all my fault. I'll stay up tonight and revise the proposal."

Shi Mianyu: Huh?

It's a quick transmigration story, but at the end of every world, the seme and uke return to reality before continuing to the next. In other words, the seme and uke travel together between the quick transmigration worlds and reality.

The uke accidentally discovers that he can decide what he dreams about each night. Every night, he makes a wish and happily falls asleep, hoping to turn the tables in his dreams and thoroughly torment the seme, who is his boss. But his dreams keep twisting his intentions, and he wakes up angry. So he gradually raises the stakes, changing the boss's role from subordinate to bodyguard to slave, and even to a dog (a werewolf), making sure he can bully the seme to his heart's content. But every time, the low-status seme ends up having his way with him.

Whenever the uke returns to reality, he assumes the seme doesn't know what happened in the dreams. The seme knows everything, but pretends not to.

Until one day, they both get drunk at a work dinner. The usually cold-faced boss wraps his arms around the uke with practiced ease, and only then does the uke realize that his boss remembers every detail of the dreams.

Shi Mianyu's scalp goes numb. He turns to run. "Somebody help me!"

But his boss hooks an arm around his waist and pulls him back, biting his ear. "You've gotten so good at this in your dreams. Why are you still yelling for help? Call me hubby."

Much later, Shi Mianyu discovers that the first time Xiang Tianming saw his face in a dream, he fell for him. In every dream after that, Xiang Tianming willingly took the submissive role, as long as he could top him in the end. So as it turns out, all those dreams were Xiang Tianming's wet dreams.

First world: The uke is the boss, and the seme is a lowly intern.

Second world: The uke is a crown prince, and the seme is a loyal bodyguard.

Third world: The uke is a pampered young master, and the seme is his slave.

Fourth world: The uke is a vampire count, and the seme is the count's dog, actually a puppy who is a werewolf.

I haven't figured out the other worlds yet.

An outwardly obedient but inwardly wicked office-worker uke x an outwardly cold-faced, inwardly burning and twisted boss seme

Upcoming novel 2: Master, Stop Having X-Dreams About Me, I'm Scared

Before transmigrating, Zhu Zhisu was an executive assistant. After transmigrating, Zhu Zhisu becomes the direct disciple of the cold, proud Sword Venerable of an immortal sect.

The youngest disciple was an unexpected addition to the sect, with no spiritual roots and no presence among the immortal cultivators. The lofty Sword Venerable never even glanced at him.

Although Zhu Zhisu has no spiritual roots, he doesn't give up on cultivation. He studies desperately on his own while accepting the task his senior brothers and sisters give him: looking after the Sword Venerable.

He's only average at cultivation, but he's great at being an assistant. He folds his master's bedding neatly, plans his schedule, and makes people who want to discuss matters with him check in first. He keeps time precisely while his master makes pills, wipes his sweat after sword practice, and, while his master bathes, he soaks in the hot spring too, his thin white inner robe soaked through as he grips a bath towel and personally scrubs his master's back.

That night, after scrubbing his master's back, Zhu Zhisu dreams of a lewd serpent. After being tormented by it for several days in the dream, he can't take it anymore and goes to his master to ask for a magical artifact to suppress the serpent.

The serpent is gone the night he gets the artifact.

His master appears in the dream instead.

He has X-dreams about his master every five days. What's going on? Zhu Zhisu, flushed and flustered from the X-dreams, looks at the Sword Venerable, cold as ice and as pure as jade. He decides that he must be having such dreams because of his own wild thoughts. Too embarrassed to ask his master for help this time, he goes to the Sect Leader instead.

After hearing the whole story, the Sect Leader nods. "Oh, your master's true form was a giant serpent that cultivated into a dragon. Some of the serpent's lustful nature remains in his body, and he can only release it through an erotic dream every month. It's not that you're dreaming about him. He's dreaming about you and accidentally pulling you into his erotic dreams. Don't worry. Once he's completely rid himself of that lustful nature, it'll be fine. Don't tell him about this either, or he might go into cultivation deviation, and no one will be able to handle the consequences."

Zhu Zhisu: "..."

Are you a person from ancient times? How can you take this so calmly? We're master and disciple! Is it reasonable for my master to have X-dreams about me?

No one listens to the words of a disciple without spiritual roots. Zhu Zhisu can only keep working as his master's assistant during the day. He realizes his master seems to have no memory of the dreams, so he tells himself they're just dreams, not real, and they only happen three times a month. He just has to endure them.

But later, the X-dreams grow more and more frequent, until they happen once a day.

On the verge of tears, Zhu Zhisu shouts in his master's X-dream, "Master, could you stop having X-dreams? I'm scared!"

The dream shatters at once, and the icy Sword Venerable suddenly appears in Zhu Zhisu's bed, his eyes bloodshot.

He looks like he's going into cultivation deviation.

A pure-hearted, icy, scorching-hot, number-one-in-the-world master seme x a diligent little disciple without spiritual roots uke

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