An Attempted Mutual Murder

The first time Jiang Shu saw Yan Tingye, he thought:

"Looks like compulsory education still hasn't reached everyone."

Yan Tingye, meanwhile, thought Jiang Shu was

"a beast in human clothing, petty, pompous, and pretentious. He's really just God's rough draft of a person" (crossed out).

"He's really a good person..."

"I still keep the notes you wrote in my drawer. Some of the handwriting has blurred, like that summer."

Theme: Don't stay up late.