Also known as The Uchiha's Maniacal Specimen Maker
[Dark Fantasy + Naruto Fanfiction + Unhinged Female Lead + Twisted Everyday Life
]
Uchiha Jing
Ability: She can "define" reality as a specimen ("kunai are candy" means wounds really do ooze syrup) and alter other people's memories. The strength of her ocular techniques determines how powerful the effect is.
Daily life: Collecting her companions' personal belongings #drinking Kakashi's blood as a sedative #saying good morning to the Sharingan in a glass jar. Famous quote: "Death is just permanent preservation as a specimen~"
①
Kakashi: "Turn Naruto back!"
Jing (poking the frog): "But he said he wanted to be a frog ninja himself?"
Naruto (ribbit): "??"
②
"Teacher, would you like a venous or arterial blood sample today?"
"...Just a regular blood draw."
"But arterial blood is warmer."
③
Sasuke (Sharingan blazing): "What did you do to my memories?!"
Jing (tilting her head): "I only erased the memory of you sneaking tomatoes."
Sakura (horrified): "Wait, then why have I forgotten too?!"
When a cognitive contaminant decides to live a "normal" life:
#altering mission reports just to get off work on time and eat dango
#defining an Akatsuki attack as a "fireworks display"
#planting sunflowers that will never wilt at Shisui's grave
Until one day, Kakashi discovers that he is gradually becoming the most perfect specimen in her collection.
? Every sweet interaction has shards of glass mixed in
? Kakashi's descent from guardian to caretaker to collectible
? When an unhinged girl learns to love, the world instead begins to fall apart.
Theme: Love, darkness, humanity
