Pre-collection of "After remarrying with my ex-husband, he breaks his guard every day" and "Be my canary, four cups of honey and snow ice city a month". Please collect it. Thank you everyone. The copy is below
Crazy man Bian Taimeng male attack × big beauty tender and tender
1.
Shen Que is a new top star in the entertainment industry. He is one of the top three film and television singers. His fans can circle the earth several times together. His ability and appearance are both impressive.
Song Hemian is a well-known sixth-tier star in the entertainment industry. He is not good at singing in movies and TV shows, and is a famous automatic troublemaker.
The two incomparable people became famous rivals in the entertainment industry.
2.
Shen Que has so many fans that he can complain about Song Hemian's videos every day with 8x magnification.
"Song Hemian's acting skills have finally come to an end, and the only thing he can do next is the circle!"
"Why does Song Hemian wear such sexy clothes on the red carpet? If he doesn't have the strength, he can only rely on his face to get the best position?"
"With his thin arms and legs, our brother's chest muscles can crush his arms!"
Song Hemian has few fans, but he can talk about it.
"Can Shen Que stop using the original voice when acting? I don't want to hear the yaks braying. As soon as he opens his mouth, I'm already gnawing grass on the prairie."
"Shen Que looked so handsome when he walked on the red carpet, but he still looked like a yak with its tail spread out."
"No, you really don't think Shen Que is gay? Shen Que's fans, your brother is gay, he is gay!"
3.
Shen Que had no intention of participating in the petty fights between fans, and he didn't know who Song Hemian was.
Until one party, Song Hemian walked past him in a white suit, and the faint smell of perfume lingered in his breath all night.
That night, a post appeared on a certain green forum and dominated the hot spots throughout the night.
Is it true that no one has made a clay sculpture of Song Hemian?
4.
Before coming into contact with Song Hemian, Shen Que was 100% sure that he was straight and simply wanted to be a great clay sculpture fan.
After meeting Song Hemian, Shen Que was 100% sure of his confusing thoughts about him.
Therefore, he resolutely announced on the trumpet:
I am not a clay sculpture fan of Song Hemian.
I am his dream boy and I want to be his husband.
5.
The reason why I went on the show with Song Hemian at first was to get close to clay sculptures.
After becoming a dream boy, Shen Que saw Song Hemian and thought about one thing every day:
[When did Song Hemian, this scheming and coquettish beautiful boy, wear a skirt to seduce me?
Pre-receipt of the copy of "Be My Canary, Four Cups of Mixed Snow Ice City a Month":
1.
The cause of the incident was that Shi Song was watching videos late at night and commented on the video of a blogger named Qi Ai:
[Be my canary and drink four cups of Mixue Bingcheng a month.
The next day, he was sleepy and received a message from his roommate: [I promise to be your canary, where can I get Michelle Bingcheng?
2.
The roommate's name was Sheng Zhun, and Shi Song often felt that he was a very coquettish and pretentious man.
Relying on the fact that he had a lot of bad money, he often gave rewards and said to Shi Song: "This is a new product sent by xx family. I gave you too many, so I will give you one."
Shi Song often accepted it with tears in his eyes, and then put it on second-hand websites for resale: Who are you looking down on? Pretending to be a man.
Until she received the message from the other party, Shi Song's eyes lit up and she posted a question: [I have a roommate who is pretending to be coquettish and looks down on me. Today he was suddenly bribed by me to drink four cups of Mixue Bingcheng a month and said he would be my canary. How should I retaliate against him?
By the way, I am a straight man.
3.
Netizens have many strategies.
First, the big plan is to pretend to be gay, bend him over and get rid of him.
When Song's plan was clear, he asked Sheng Zhun: "Brother, do you want to fall in love?"
Secondly, ask for help and empty his wallet while falling in love.
Shi Song then thought about it. It was okay to ask for help, but was Sheng Zhun's wallet already with him? !
Finally, she seduced him into bed, took photos and threatened him.
After reaching this point, Shi Song was pinned down on the bed by Sheng Zhun, and his hands clenched his pants tightly - these were definitely not good!
4.
Falling in love with Sheng Zhun was an accident.
So Song didn't take this matter to heart at all.
Until one day, Shi Song couldn't find a pair of pajamas and turned to ask Sheng Zhun.
Sheng Zhun obediently opened the bed curtain and asked him, "Is this the one?"
Shi Song waved his hands repeatedly, it seemed not!
——Brother, I don't have anything from you on my pajamas.
Ps:
1. There is a plot of being clothed as a woman, and the author loves his wife to be fucked (kneel down)
2. Gong is a brain-boosting brother
3.1V1, dual first love and dual purity
4. No prototype, no prototype, no prototype! ! ! ! Say important things three times! !
5. I'm in the entertainment industry, so don't benchmark it against reality. Whatever I write about the entertainment industry is just for CP.
Intention: People are *********** happy
