Crazy man ghost attack × straight man beautiful face
Sheng Zhun×Song Dynasty
1.
The cause of the incident was that Shi Song was watching videos late at night and commented on the video of a blogger named Qi Ai:
[Be my canary and drink four cups of Mixue Bingcheng a month.
The next day, he was sleepy and received a message from his roommate: [I promise to be your canary, where can I get Michelle Bingcheng?
2.
The roommate's name was Sheng Zhun, and Shi Song often felt that he was a very coquettish and pretentious man.
Relying on the fact that he had a lot of bad money, he often gave rewards and said to Shi Song: "This is a new product sent by xx family. I gave you too many, so I will give you one."
Shi Song often accepted it with tears in his eyes, and then put it on second-hand websites for resale: Who are you looking down on? Pretending to be a man.
Until she received the message from the other party, Shi Song's eyes lit up and she posted a question: [I have a roommate who is pretending to be coquettish and looks down on me. Today he was suddenly bribed by me to drink four cups of Mixue Bingcheng a month and said he would be my canary. How should I retaliate against him?
By the way, I am a straight man.
3.
Netizens have many strategies.
First, the big plan is to pretend to be gay, bend him over and get rid of him.
When Song's plan was clear, he asked Sheng Zhun: "Brother, do you want to fall in love?"
Secondly, ask for help and empty his wallet while falling in love.
Shi Song then thought about it. It was okay to ask for help, but was Sheng Zhun's wallet already with him? !
Finally, she seduced him into bed, took photos and threatened him.
After reaching this point, Shi Song was pinned down on the bed by Sheng Zhun, and his hands clenched his pants tightly - these were definitely not good!
4.
Falling in love with Sheng Zhun was an accident.
So Song didn't take this matter to heart at all.
Until one day, Shi Song couldn't find a pair of pajamas and turned to ask Sheng Zhun.
Sheng Zhun obediently opened the bed curtain and asked him, "Is this the one?"
Shi Song waved his hands repeatedly, it seemed not!
——Brother, I don't have anything from you on my pajamas.
2025.12.6
Concept: Love needs to be expressed bravely
