
The Beagle Runs a Human Cafe and Carries the Whole Underworld!
比格开人咖,带飞全地府!
by Too Handsome to Avoid a Beating (太帅被打)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 42k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Next up: [Hungry or Sick? Order Seal Takeout!]
Little Beagle Xin Chun died of old age and arrived in the Underworld.
The first thing he did in this dogforsaken Underworld was ask how he could reincarnate as a ninja's dad.
But he was told he would have to stay in the Underworld for at least another twenty-seven years!
Xin Chun: ?
He couldn't waste all that time! First, he'd find a job.
Bad news: He hadn't found work, but he had kicked down Golden Retriever Bro's house and now faced a sky-high compensation bill.
Good news: The smartwatch that had come to the Underworld with him could contact its owner!
Little Beagle: Then I'll use it to get rich!
The Underworld was desolate, and what it lacked most were places to eat, drink, and have fun.
A little beagle who lived for fun naturally couldn't stand that!
He bought a huge plot of land and opened a human cafe!
A human cafe naturally needed dog products made by humans...
First, he'd send his owner a dream: Bring me two thousand jin of my favorite snacks!
[Your ninja sent you ten thousand jin of dog food]
[Your ninja sent you deluxe dog toys]
[Your ninja sent you a cute little apron]
Beagle squeals! Beagle laughs!
The beagle tore down the Underworld and rebuilt it!
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No one knew just how much food the little beagle had.
Without him, even the Palace of the King of Hell was a tiny bungalow.
With him, the staff dorms were rebuilt as grand villas!
As for the human cafe...
Every dog knew it was the tallest skyscraper in the Underworld!
And it had a giant golden beagle statue on top!
How could a shop this amazing not be a hit?
Tickets to the beagle's human cafe became more and more expensive!
The little beagle had to put up a sign overnight: "Please spend responsibly!!!"
The Dog King: "The little beagle is a spiritual icon to my people."
Ox-Head and Horse-Face: "The little beagle's rebellious spirit gave me an ideal to strive for."
The Great Cat Demon: "The little beagle can turn into a cow-patterned cat and become our clan leader."
The Bird Clan turned his exploits into songs and sang them day and night!
Now the little beagle shone with golden light from head to toe.
Whoever saw him couldn't help but marvel at his noble character!
But Xin Chun felt a prickle at the back of his neck... Someone was watching him!
Darn it! Who didn't want the human cafe to thrive? Who was making things difficult for the little beagle?
Beagle thinks! Beagle squeals! The beagle transforms into a great demon king!
The great demon king led the dogs in deep contemplation...
Huh? This crown, this robe?
The great beagle demon king became the great beagle King of Hell!!!
[Cute pets + Food + Business]
[To Become a Ninja's Dad, I Became the King of Hell]
[The Great Beagle Demon King's Startup Story]
Little extra:
The ninja was invited to visit the Underworld.
The Underworld he'd imagined was bleak and chilly, crawling with evil spirits!
Then he could shield the little beagle behind him
and say those tender words:
Don't be afraid. I'm here!
The actual Underworld:
The moment he walked in, he saw a giant beagle statue!
The Underworld was thriving.
The little beagle came running over from afar, and every ghost along the way greeted him!
Xin Chun: Human, this is the kingdom Beagle built for you!
Gluttonous beagle demon king shou x Gentle ninja gong
Both pure, happy ending
Reading guide:
Original title: Me, Beagle King, Pay Up!
The author's notes include free entries from the little beagle's diary!
Updates every other day, currently at midnight. The schedule may change to improve ranking prospects. Any changes will be announced.
-- [Hungry or Sick? Order Seal Takeout!] --
After nearly drowning, Ying Fuxia was stuffed into a seal's body...
Bad news: This seal body only had a few days left to live!
Good news: A mysterious organization offered him compensation...
He could use any of the supernatural creatures in their prison!
Supernatural creatures (x), seafood (check)
Ying Fuxia's eyes lit up!
Why not turn these delicious, beneficial creatures into takeout?
Would they rather stay locked up for hundreds of years in a lightless sea prison, or have a piece of their flesh sliced off and be released immediately?
Sea monsters rushed to volunteer as ingredients!
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And so, a mysterious shop suddenly appeared on the takeout platform:
Everything it sold was talisman paper, but the review section was full of food!
Takeout made from sea monsters brimming with spiritual power treated human ailments as easily as slicing through melons and chopping vegetables:
For nervous exhaustion, try some mackerel. If your stomach is weak, have some pufferfish. Whelks are a sure cure for goiters...
A visiting official's broken bone just wouldn't heal.
Ying Fuxia found a seaweed spirit,
which stopped the bleeding, reduced the swelling, eased the pain, and helped the tissue heal!
The now-healthy official ran two marathons back-to-back!
A self-made tycoon was struck by a deadly poison!
At that moment, all his money was just wastepaper. Was he doomed to spend the rest of his life lying in bed like a corpse?
Ying Fuxia sharpened his knife and went after a face-striped fish spirit...
Fight poison with poison!
The next day, news that the head of a rival company had been arrested made headlines everywhere!
A blind academic had searched the world for a renowned doctor, hoping to finish his final project...
On the way, he casually ordered takeout from Ying Fuxia...
A storm petrel spirit used brine, and its juice restored sight to the blind!
The dejected researcher saw a glimmer of hope!
As Ying Fuxia's fame grew, voices of doubt began to emerge...
"You can cure rare diseases that even specialists can't figure out just by ordering takeout? Young people these days really have the nerve to brag!"
Netizens began digging through the little shop's reviews, only to find that every dish was perfectly suited to the ailment!
But weren't these results just a little too incredible?
At the center of the storm, Ying Fuxia simply smiled!
Bigwigs from every walk of life came out to support him!
Then sharp-eyed netizens noticed:
The local industry leader had invested a huge sum in Ying Fuxia!
A team led by a top academic invited him to serve as an adviser!
He received countless awards recognizing him as an outstanding young talent and an industry trailblazer!
Ying Fuxia: For a great seal immortal like me, this is just a drop in the bucket!
[Food + Business + Miracle Doctor]
[Misbehaving sea spirits? Into the pot with them!]
[After I Started Delivering Takeout, I Became a Great Seal Immortal]
The world's cutest seal spirit, Ying Fuxia (shou)
The new ruler of the sea, Ji Xiuhai (gong)
Theme: Everyone is responsible for caring for animals.
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"People who are close to me are like dogs" is a big bug for the author~ or dog
"Xin Chun feels it's a bit wasteful", which is a big bug for the author~ Twenty years, right?
Hahahahahahahaha 🐶🌹🐶🌹🐶🌹
Damn it, I didn't read the chapter number, why is it so short!!!