Yu Fan, the male lead of a web novel.
He was accidentally dragged into the neighboring site, Green River, and had already done his research. He couldn't help thinking that everyone there had their eyes on his virginity.
For example, Roommate A. He liked watching porn, which was bad enough, but he insisted on dragging Yu Fan along, too. Definitely a pervert.
Then there was Roommate B, who insisted on sharing a bed with him in the middle of the night. Definitely gay.
And Roommate C, that freak, used a voice changer to date men online. He was obviously gay, too!
He nervously kept his distance from everyone, but he was naturally sociable. Watching the others hang out in groups made him insanely jealous, and he felt miserable.
While drinking alone, he unexpectedly ran into his roommate D.
He remembered this guy. Usually cold, tall, and handsome, with a face that looked like he had a small dick. At a glance, he didn't seem gay.
To test him, Yu Fan shamelessly went over and asked, "Hey, do you think I'm handsome? Do you feel that kind of attraction when you look at me? Like a racing heart and hot blood, that sort of thing..."
Gu Jingchi was stunned. "Are you sick?"
Yu Fan burst into tears.
That's it! That's the exact vibe! What a straight-man response!
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Yu Fan clung to this rare straight man like a lifeline in the vast sea, pursuing him to the extreme.
But he never expected that one time, after he merely spoke a few extra words to someone else, Gu Jingchi would invite him to a hotel, grab him by the neck, and pin him hard against the bed.
He was terrified. "B-bro, calm down... You're not gay, right? Don't scare me. You're really not gay, are you?"
Gu Jingchi slowly undid his belt, clamped a hand over Yu Fan's mouth, and said evenly, "Shut up. I don't want to hear you talk right now."
The guy looked like he had a small dick, yet he pulled it out without changing expression... Oh my god, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!!!!
System: "≧ω≦ Congratulations~~~#@&* You've unlocked a special ability of a Jinjiang male lead: Absolutely Extraordinary."
#So you're saying A, B, and C are all straight, and the one who looked like he had the smallest dick is the biggest?
[Extra scene]
Yu Fan discovered that Gu Jingchi's affection level rose in a particularly strange way.
For example, during certain unspeakable activities, one thrust was enough to make it shoot up by thirty points.
Thirty, sixty, ninety...
Wow.
Yu Fan was amazed.
#Straight, overpowered novel hero bottom x a top who says incomprehensible stuff, so let's just get down to it
Theme: Love yourself
It's been a month since I got hard. Is he okay?
Xiaoyu, don't reward your husband. He was almost exhausted.
Damn [holding your chin], when will you explain to your roommates that it's okay to reconcile? I feel like they are pretty nice people.
Straight men are neither serious nor serious.
I can't stand it anymore. These two people are really like each other. One is very quick in self-discovery, and the other is determined that he is straight. He finally found a novel that suits his taste. It was so exciting and funny!!!
Gu Jingchi: Haha, I really have no choice.
Hahaha, this super insensitive power
Brother, the way you pretend to be calm is heartbreaking [comparison]
Damn, won't you update it again? [Hold your chin]
Madam, have you been working on your word count for two months? 😭 😭 😭 Don't stop updating, please, I really want to watch the rest of the story.