[Wuxia Crossover] The Life Simulator: A Study in Contrasts

You got your hands on a martial arts idle life simulator. Set up a character profile, and the plot will generate automatically. All you have to do is occasionally make a choice manually.

You're terrible at creating characters, so you randomly picked a few NPCs, reversed some of their traits, and kept just one original trait at random for each. Then the game generated your very own martial arts character.

The game begins.

Character One: The younger sister of Hall Master Di. Keywords: wild, intuitive, cultivator, heartless, perceptive about people.

Character Two: The younger brother of the Wen family's beagle. Keywords: poor sense of direction, eccentric, STEM guy, forgettable presence, shut-in, sense of justice.

Character Three: The younger sister of Li Tan Hua. Keywords: vindictive, petty, meticulous with money, can't use martial arts, well-read.

Character Four: The younger sister of Sword God Ximen. Keywords: foodie, sweet girl, flirtatious, fickle, master of the blade, focused.

Character Five: The younger brother of Miss Lei. Keywords: gloomy, slime, indecisive, cowardly, peerless martial arts, family comes first.

Not one of the five protagonists is entirely right, and not one is entirely wrong. They aren't all good people in the conventional sense, and their flaws and charms are equally pronounced. If something about them is your deal-breaker, it's really a deal-breaker. But if you're into them, you're really into them. So if you encounter a pet peeve, feel free to leave to avoid getting hurt...

This is a spontaneous work, so please be gentle with it.

The characters' pairings aren't set. They might end up with each other or with martial arts characters. There wasn't enough room in the protagonist list, so they're arranged in the default order.

A mash-up of "The Milk Tea Shop Versus the Bathhouse," "It's Not Snow I'm Blowing, It's Loneliness," "Winning the Top Scholar Is a Piece of Cake," and "The Phantom Thief Who Leaves Calling Cards but Isn't Kaito."

Theme: Life is pretty amazing, isn't it?