I Didn't Mean to Confess to You

Lu Yu X Lu Jixi

Talking at cross purposes, two drama queens meet

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As the daughter of Cinderella, Lu Yu's life is an absurd fairy tale: an unfaithful rich dad, a heartbroken mom who died young, and Lu Yu herself, cursed with the ill-fated-star fate yet growing up cheerfully on her own.

By day, she's an ordinary office worker.

At night, she becomes [AAAA City's Queen of Confessions], taking on scumbags for her heartbroken friends. One confession leaves a scumbag unlucky for three months, and everyone who's bought her services recommends them.

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Recently, Lu Yu's work has run into a few problems.

First, she picked the wrong target during a job. Then the unfortunate victim of her mistake turned out to be her immediate boss.

What bothers Lu Yu most is that her boss, Lu Jixi, is always teasing her. He waits outside her apartment building, makes her call him big brother, and keeps asking her to eat with him.

Lu Yu wants to stand her ground and tell him she's not there to keep him company, play with him, or drive him around. But she's afraid of losing her heavenly job, with its six types of social insurance and two housing funds, nine-to-five hours, weekends off, and extra paid annual leave.

Then one night, after Lu Yu takes on a new job, she finishes up and turns around to find Lu Jixi crouching at her feet, tugging at her pant leg with tears in his eyes.

Lu Jixi: "We've been together for three months! How could you, how could you confess to someone else?"

Lu Yu: "Huh? Back, back, back! I wasn't trying to confess to you!"

Theme: Love is the magic that breaks curses