An Undocumented Nobody, Yet I’ve Hooked a Cold-Hearted Sword Cultivator

Happy-go-lucky, unlucky, flirtatious puppy bottom VS cold-faced, soft-hearted top who talks himself into falling in love. A groveling chase for his wife.

When Xia You transmigrates, he finds himself with no household registration and catastrophically bad luck. They're both cultivating immortality, but while everyone else is soaring to success, he is stuck on a rickety single-plank bridge.

Transmigrating comes with a spirit beast starter pack, but the beast is half-dead.

His body is destroyed, and he takes a mysterious master, but the master is a major villain.

He hooks a powerful sword cultivator into becoming his cultivation partner, but the partner dies, leaving him a widower.

All along the way, Xia You is busy saving the beast, himself, and his husband. He's had a harder time of it than a donkey on a production team.

Only after all this does Xia You realize: damn! He's been set up!

This so-called transmigration is nothing but a carefully staged charade.

His body is a vessel for a powerful figure to evade the Heavenly Dao.

In those people's eyes, his life is worth less than an ant's!

So he decides to flip the table!

Mortals are just puppets, right? Then watch this human puppet of yours slaughter cultivators!

My body's destroyed, is it? Then I'll cultivate my soul. Even if people call me a heretic and the Heavenly Dao comes to punish me, I'll claw my way to the very peak of power!

My cultivation partner died? Then I'll use my soul to extend your life. Even if I die, I'll drag you back from the road to the underworld!

A closer look at Xia You's rise to fame:

1. Military-style boxing instructor on the battlefield

2. Ruthless fighter who kisses his opponent on the tournament stage

3. Scheming old hand who leeches off other people's tribulations

4. Famous Thunder Lord of the cultivation world

5. Mad widower whose cultivation partner died

6. The one who turns the tide during the apocalypse

Xia You to the top: I caught this sword cultivator with my own skills. What gives you the right to take him away? Damn the Heavenly Dao!

The top to Xia You

At first: "You shameless thief!" "Heretic! Everyone should kill you!" "What happens to you is none of my concern." "I don't trust you. I'll place a restriction inside your body."

In the end: "I said I'd take you back to the Sword Sect, and I never break my word." "He is my cultivation partner. Who dares lay a hand on him?" "Youyou, don't cry..." "Youyou, trust me. I won't die..." "Youyou..."

The top says nothing, just keeps protecting Xia You.

The world's energy can't withstand a fourth cycle of reincarnation.

You are outside the world's timeline. You are the most suitable choice, and the one most capable of turning the tide., To myself, two thousand years from now.

(P.S. If you're wondering who the top is, pay attention to the descriptions. He's the most handsome one!)

Theme: You're the person I used up all my luck to meet. Live well!