My Fish Are All Over the Cultivation World

The cover template was a gift from my kind, gentle, beautiful, generous, and all-around wonderful bestie, @Mianmian Ci Hen. Thank you, ovo. In his previous life, Shen Ling schemed his way up from a lowly, bullied beggar to an exalted Daoist Lord. But on the day he underwent his tribulation, he died beneath the heavenly lightning. Yet there was still a way forward. Thirty years later, he opened his eyes in the body of an escaped slave on the brink of starvation. To his despair, he had been reborn as an ordinary mortal with no spiritual roots, unable to cultivate. At the same time, Heaven opened a window for him: he received a golden finger called the Scumbag Bottom System. If he dual-cultivated with a Daoist prodigy of exceptional talent and profound cultivation, he might be able to change his aptitude and improve his cultivation. And so... Shen Ling, who prided himself on only liking women, embarked on a one-way road to dual cultivation with men. And so... The hypocritical Daoist Lord, honey-tongued yet treacherous beneath his polished exterior; the cold, vicious, selfish illegitimate son; the true gentleman, warm as jade and bright as the moon... Every powerful cultivator in the world of cultivation fell for him. . 1. 1vN, but the relationships don't happen simultaneously. The bottom is irresistible to everyone, and the tops come in all varieties, including selfcest, old-school pretty boys, gentle tops, and gentle sadistic tops. 2. The bottom is no good person. He's a playboy, and early on, he sleeps with the various tops without getting emotionally involved. 3. Old-school melodrama, one outrageous twist after another: a vulgar, chaotic, evil mess of a story. Readers with strong top or bottom preferences, or high standards for plot, should read with caution. 4. There will be confinement scenes. 5. The tops listed among the supporting characters are sexually and emotionally inexperienced. Minor tops with little screen time or who don't survive to the end are sexually inexperienced, but may not be emotionally so. Readers with particular standards for the tops should think carefully before starting. 6. This is a self-indulgent story written to feed my own cravings, and making content isn't easy. I hope that even if you don't like it, you won't leave a nasty comment. QAQ Premise: Indulge in melodrama and write whatever I want, powered by love