The Dumb Streamer Coasts to Victory with a Pirated System

♡ Chong Lu grew up in a mountain temple. After his master died, he was left penniless and seriously ill. With nowhere else to turn, he was approached by someone with an offer. They were recruiting game beta testers. All he had to do was connect to a brain-computer interface and livestream himself defeating the fated male lead in different scenarios. In return, he would get medical care and a high salary. The System could copy the male lead’s entire game interface, including points, items, and the shop. As long as Chong Lu followed instructions, he could win without lifting a finger. Chong Lu agreed, but he was naive and had never streamed before. When viewers teased him with comments that crossed the line, he actually got teary-eyed. Even worse was this bootleg System. One scenario. Chong Lu was injured and hiding in a cave. He redeemed medicine from the shop, but after taking it, he became dazed and feverish. The comments quickly noticed something was wrong: [Wifey looks so sexy all battered like this, those beautiful eyes, that sweet sweat, that gorgeous body 👅] [You idiot, the streamer took an aphrodisiac] Chong Lu heard the System say through the haze, “Sorry, Host. Some characters went missing when I copied the data. Give me a moment!” His legs were crossed awkwardly, and his tears sent the livestream soaring to number one. Just as he was reaching his limit, the fated male lead found him. [Oh no, oh no, this mission’s going to fail, isn’t it?] [What a useless streamer, wasting everyone’s time. You won’t even tease us, so what are you doing here?] [Holy crap, holy crap, the male lead is gay!] [Don’t touch my wifey 😭 Wifey, give me a chance 😭 Don’t give yourself to him 😭] Because of the bootleg System, Chong Lu got into all kinds of ridiculous situations. Fortunately, the streams were a hit, and every scenario ended perfectly. The System soon realized Chong Lu didn’t need any coaching. He was so pretty and kind, so obedient, and so adorably clumsy at winning over his fans. The male leads would always smile as they handed over their resources, while the supporting characters would fall for him all on their own. Before long, Chong Lu became the number two streamer. His top supporter had spent over a hundred million on him, watched only his streams, and even acted like his official partner in the chat every day. The System rigged the results to put Chong Lu in the same scenario as ICE, the number one streamer, so he could climb to the top by defeating him. ICE had been in the business for years. He was handsome and powerful, with the commanding presence of an emperor. He dominated every scenario, and although he streamed less these past few years, his popularity remained sky-high. Before long, tens of millions of people were watching the public livestream. But there was no sign of the rivalry anyone had expected. The boy was blushing obediently in ICE’s arms, like a doll anyone could play with. “Didn’t people on the forum already figure it out?” The man smiled wickedly, then bit Chong Lu’s cheek, leaving a possessive mark in front of the audience. “I’m his top supporter. The streamer said he’d marry me.” ♡ Scenarios ♡ [One] The boy band’s talentless, company-favored diving clown ❤️‍🔥 The System told Chong Lu that the original owner was a spineless pushover. His bandmates didn’t respect him and even flirted with him carelessly under the guise of fanservice, while his fanbase was useless. The fated male lead was the group’s main dancer, backed by a top-tier star System. Chong Lu had to siphon away his popularity and take his resources. Chong Lu, who knew nothing about the entertainment industry: QAQ The System taught him how to charm fans, generate buzz, play up fanservice, attract casual followers, and stir up protective feelings among fans. Chong Lu only half understood. He bought a viral popularity buff, but it activated while he was doing fanservice with the male lead. The clip of the male lead pinning him down and kissing him spread all over the internet… [Two] A useless parasitic flower in the apocalypse [Three] A widowed husband NPC fought over in an online game [Four] Infinite-flow world [Five] He opened a restaurant in the cultivation world and ascended to immortality [Six] Nanyang [Seven] The imperial court [Eight] The mysterious Chinese girl at the magic academy … * Possessive · mean-spirited, cocky king · heaven’s favorite ✖ obedient puppy · naturally airheaded saint · pretty dummy ① Both are inexperienced. No breaking up the pairing, no switching sides, and no shipping the characters with anyone else. They only have eyes for each other. ② Roleplay + livestreaming, sweet and satisfying. The male leads in scenarios with romance are all tops. ③ Lots of chat comments and forum posts, mostly focused on the bottom. Includes hostile comments from antis, delusional fans, and silver-spoon fans (the top joins in too). The story often indulges in edgy kinks, so proceed with caution if that’s not your thing. ④ Quick transmigration, but the real world also gets a substantial amount of romance and plot. Theme: Live well, 26.10.01