Back Off! My Husband's Tail Is Thumping!

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One-line summary: Heaven gave me a husband who acts like a mom.

As soon as Xu Wanxing reached the legal age, the System automatically matched her with a beastfolk husband.

Looking at the description on the screen:

"Western diamondback rattlesnake" | Doesn't like showing his tail

She immediately pictured

a timid, sensitive, pitiful little cat beastfolk with childhood family trauma who was too insecure to show his tail.

Xu Wanxing slapped the table. "We'll get married! I'll spoil him!"

Bo Nasi, a rattlesnake beastfolk,

had been "returned" countless times because of his species' traits.

He assumed he would be rejected again this time.

Who knew the other person would reply in seconds: "If you don't want to show your tail, then don't! I'll spoil you!"

Bo Nasi: "..."

At their first meeting, Xu Wanxing looked at the man before her, whose ears had turned red and who didn't even dare look at her while speaking.

She completely overlooked his six-foot-two height and chest muscles threatening to burst out of his suit.

She didn't notice the faint rustling sound in the air, either.

After they got married, Xu Wanxing did her best to play the part of a gentle wife, afraid she might scare her "fragile" husband.

Meanwhile, Bo Nasi worried and wondered every day:

His wife liked fluffy things, but he was a cold-blooded snake... Sooner or later, she'd leave him.

Why, when his tail rustled, did his wife only pat his head and tell him not to be afraid?

Why, when his scales grew hot, did his wife assume he'd caught a chill and had a fever, then make him ginger tea?

Why, when his mating-season pheromones were practically overflowing, did his wife look worried and ask if he was having an allergic reaction?

Bo Nasi: "..."

My wife seems to be a blockhead.

Until one day, Xu Wanxing accidentally saw his true form: a two-meter-long, venomous rattlesnake, its tail rattling wildly.

Bo Nasi shut his eyes in despair. "..."

It's over. She's going to divorce me.

Xu Wanxing: "So you've been shivering because you're cold this whole time?"

Bo Nasi: "..."

Could it be that I'm trying to court you? [Snake sobbing and pounding the ground.jpg]

#Something seems off about my wife#

#Didn't you say you liked fluffy things?#

Reader's guide:

1. An insecure, maternal cold-blooded rattlesnake × an outwardly gentle but inwardly wild office worker

2. An unconventional marriage-first, love-later story | Mutual misunderstandings | Sweet romance, no angst | Both are each other's first

3. The older male lead is insecure and spoils her rotten, and can keep a straight face during a bedchamber battle. The female lead seems reserved but is actually all over him.

4. A personal kink project | Written for myself | If it's not your thing, see you in the next book!

[Coming soon] How Is It Wrong to Pet Your Tail?

Fang Lichu is a serious plushie enthusiast, but cats have disliked her since she was little, and every fluffy animal has collectively "blacklisted" her.

Until she is temporarily hired as a tutor for a snow leopard beastfolk.

The moment she steps into the villa, an adult snow leopard with pure white fur and gorgeous silver markings tackles her at the entrance.

Its fluffy tail wraps around her waist, and its barbed tongue gently licks her cheek.

"Mr. Shen's form has been unstable lately," the butler explains.

Only then does Fang Lichu learn that the snow leopard is her student's uncle, and that illness has temporarily made it impossible for him to maintain his human form.

"Mr. Shen, please get off my legs."

For the Nth time, Fang Lichu pushes away the big cat trying to burrow into her arms.

"If you keep this up, Xiao Qiao's lesson will be interrupted."

The snow leopard ignores her, doubling down and nudging its head into her palm.

A purr rumbles in its throat.

Its tail tip hooks around her wrist, and its damp nose rubs against her palm.

Fang Lichu's protests grow weaker and weaker.

Her fingers have already betrayed her, expertly scratching under its chin.

Every time this happens,

Shen Qiao always puts on an innocent expression and holds up his homework.

"Teacher Chuchu, is my uncle having another episode?"

Fang Lichu: "..."

Late at night, Fang Lichu always has the same dream.

In it, Shen Yanchi is half man, half beast, with fluffy ears poking through his silver hair.

He wraps his arms around her from behind, his deep voice full of laughter.

"Isn't Teacher Chuchu's favorite thing to touch ears?"

When the man comes to his senses, he's impeccably dressed in a suit, his silver hair tied back with a ribbon, his eyes cool and aloof.

"I'm Shen Yanchi," he says with a slight nod. "Xiao Qiao's uncle."

Fang Lichu reaches out, pretending to be calm. "I'm glad you've recovered, Mr. Shen."

Yet an inexplicable sense of disappointment wells up inside her.

Until one drunken night of passion.

At last, she learns how soft those lips are, and how scorching that tail feels wrapped around her waist.

The next morning, Fang Lichu flees in a panic.

When the new semester begins, a snow leopard boy transfers into her class.

"Teacher Chuchu," Shen Qiao says, blinking his big eyes. "My uncle says his form is unstable again..."

She looks up and spots a familiar flash of silver-gray outside the classroom.

In the storage room after school, she's pinned against the shelves.

Shen Yanchi's human form is flawless, but his ears pop out against his will.

"Are you avoiding me, Teacher Fang?" He leans closer. "How cruel."

"I... I..."

Fang Lichu's old stutter, which comes out whenever she's nervous, returns.

The man's long fingers lift her chin, and he smiles with elegant confidence. "Do you stutter when you kiss, too, Teacher Chuchu?"

Reader's guide:

1. A cat who claims to dislike it but loves it, and is obsessed with fluffy things × an aloof, tsundere snow leopard

2. A sweet romance with both leads inexperienced | An abundance of cuddling

3. The male lead will eventually eat his words

Theme: Love helps a blockhead figure things out