Alien Population Management Office

"First of all, welcome to the Earth! Dear guests, whether you are an extraterrestrial visitor, a prehistoric awakened miraculous person, or a mysterious person who traveled through time and space, we welcome you all - report it now and fill out the visitor registration form from another world, and you can enjoy a month of assistance! There is also a 40% discount on the series of books on integrating into human society without any burden!" The young man in a navy coat smiled, held up the trumpet in his hand, and greeted the shadow like a giant sea mountain warmly, "Oh, by the way, just call me 'Captain'." The giant beast like a mountain shadow slowly pressed down, and a feeling of oppression came to my face—— After a while, the captain returned to the cabin carrying a small black octopus and began to ask skillfully: "Can you speak human language? Do you have any acquaintances here? Oh, I don't think so. Call the translator... Mr. Evil God, please stand back. It's not the stage of action yet." The black-haired young man obediently retreated into the shadows. He reached out and touched the octopus's slippery skin, smiling warmly: "Don't worry, sir or madam, the earth welcomes you, and I promise to make you feel at home." Colleagues who were always ready to take action couldn't help but mutter: "I can't stand it anymore, how can someone love their job so much?" The captain turned back faintly: "Because I have an island." Colleague: "Huh? Why are you suddenly showing off your wealth!" The captain smiled: "Then I mortgaged the island and planned to build a resort hotel on it. From then on, I will reach the top of my life and realize my beautiful dream." Colleague: "Wow - what then? Why are you still working here?" "Haha! Then..." The captain's smile deepened, "Then the evil god descended from the sky and ruined my dream of collecting rent on the island!" Colleague: "..." "Of course, there is good news - the organization helped me rebuild the island, and the expenses were borne by the culprit, Lord Evil God." The captain smiled and pulled the black-haired young man who was trying to hide in the shadows, "But the bad news, Lord Evil God is a pauper." "So now, I work to pay off the loan, and he works to pay back my compensation." "My dear friend, if you are not optimistic, I feel like I don't want to live anymore." The black-haired young man lowered his eyes guiltily and rubbed his cheek: "... I'm making money." Colleague: "Captain, stop laughing, I'm a little scared." "If you think about it carefully, it's not something that is hopeless." The captain looked at the little octopus with hopeful eyes, "Once there is any world-destroying disaster, the price of the evil god will rise." "Come on, after paying off the loan, you can live a wonderful rent-collecting life on the island!" Reading instructions: 1. The daily writing of the unit will be completed when the captain pays back the money. Motto: Don't give up hope.