Eight Hundred Years Since I Lost My Wife

Blurb:

A carefree, fun-loving gong who turns over a new leaf X a once-spoiled, adorable shou who later feels neither joy nor sorrow.

Jin Huai is one of only two golden dragons in the world. The other is his father. Among the demon, spirit, and human races, he can get anything he wants.

Jin “Daddy’s Little Treasure” Huai has four troubles:

First, he drank too much flower-demon wine and slept for a full hundred years. When he woke, he had lost nearly a thousand years of memories, along with the dragon scales that had naturally shed over the previous hundred thousand years. He had spent centuries searching for them, but never found them.

Second, times have changed, and the demon race, which hasn’t had a single baby in nearly a thousand years, insists on following human customs. They created some kind of matchmaking System, claiming it can calculate past and present lives, and force assigned partners on adult demons. The System matched Jin Huai with a member of the spirit race!

Third, that little sword spirit from the spirit race is quite good-looking, but… his true form looks awfully familiar, like one of the dragon scales Jin Huai lost eight hundred years ago. There’s also a familiar scent inside the little sword spirit, like the smell of a dragon egg from their clan.

Fourth, the little sword spirit seems psychologically unwell. As a member of the spirit race, he’s either basking in the sun or looking for someone to help him chop up his own sword body.

Jin Huai, before regaining his memories: “Look at this bustling, beautiful city. Going clubbing at a bar, grilling skewers by the roadside, what could be better?”

Jin “Crying His Eyes Out” Huai, after regaining his memories: “My wife! My little dragon baby! Aah! Don’t leave me!”

Drinking is bad for dragons! I’m never drinking again!

A half-redemption story, with a little groveling after the wife.

Warnings: 1. The gong is a bit of a scumbag early on.

2. Dragon eggs and pregnancy, from the start.

3. Neither male lead is perfect. They’re real people to me, with their own strengths and flaws, so please don’t insult them.

The following is a blurb for a forthcoming story. I won’t abandon it.

Where’s the Omega of My Dreams?

Reborn, crybaby Alpha gong X Beta shou who later turns into a zombie, a little ray of sunshine

Jiang Yile, a fourth-year student about to graduate, received two pieces of news.

The good news: He no longer had to work himself to the bone looking for a job.

The bad news: The apocalypse had arrived, and all the bosses had run away. What jobs were there to look for?

When the apocalypse suddenly hit, he happened to be in a university cafeteria packed with people. It was truly despairing, like having the plate of pork belly with preserved mustard greens in your hand knocked to the ground by a mutated classmate before you could take a bite.

Jiang Yile clenched his fists. “Wasting food is a crime, you jerk!”

After finally escaping, he turned around and saw that the soft, pitiful Omega heartthrob from his year was still in the cafeteria, about to die. Jiang Yile muttered a curse and rushed back inside.

That was the Omega of his dreams! You jerks, keep your hands off him!

Years later, after finally getting together with the Omega of his dreams, Jiang Yile was close to tears. Biting the pillow, he pointed at the person half a head taller than him and cursed, “How shameless can you be, an Alpha pretending to be an Omega?”

Xie Yang’s eyes brimmed with tears. “You’re being mean to me. You used to be so nice to me. Sniffle…”

Jiang Yile: “…”

P.S. The gong is reborn, and he’s the only one who is.

A cannon-fodder shou from his previous life appears, and there’s bittersweet unrequited love.

The shou spoils the gong early on, and later the gong spoils the shou.

Both are virgins.

The gong is the only one in the whole story with special abilities. This is an ordinary person’s struggle to survive.

I’ll add more if I think of anything.

End of forthcoming story blurb

Theme: Cherish the person by your side.