Heiyuan Yaodu, the youngest rear admiral in the Navy.
Navy Headquarters had only just managed to get used to Garp, the utterly unreliable vice admiral, when it was hit with another disaster: an automatic troublemaking machine named Heiyuan Yaodu.
Day 1 of causing trouble: Accidentally ate all of Garp and Sengoku's rice crackers.
Day 2 of causing trouble: Got curious and fought Sengoku's sheep for its feed (← fresh documents).
Day 3 of causing trouble: Used Kizaru and Aokiji's documents as sheep feed to make amends.
Day 4 of causing trouble: Got so excited about setting sail that he crashed into and wrecked eighteen Navy warships in one go, beating Garp's record. Seven years' salary, gone.
Day 5 of causing trouble: Kindly gave directions to some lost pirates (because they asked for directions ← Heiyuan Yaodu's explanation).
Day n of causing trouble: ...
Before work, Heiyuan Yaodu had been warned not to cause trouble at Navy Headquarters. As he recalled all the havoc he had wreaked, he hesitantly looked at the Grand Line Survival Guide he had written to warn himself.
Huh... Why does this seem a little off?
Everyone at Navy Headquarters: ...
Do you need a guide to survive on the Grand Line? It's Navy Headquarters that needs a guide to survive at Navy Headquarters!!!
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This product, Heiyuan Yaodu, is an automatic troublemaking machine. Actual users (everyone at Navy Headquarters) report: Not simple, not easy to use, expensive to build, and extremely costly to repair, but it does have an irreplaceable advantage:
It has enough energy to hunt pirates 24 hours a day, all year round.
The truly vicious kind.
1. Yaodu 2.0, parallel-world version ovo
Theme: The romance of the sea!
