[Investiture of the Gods] I Became Heaven's Rebel with the Help of On-Screen Comments

[Danmaku Novel] [Ridiculous Commentary] [God-Sealing] [Multiple Secret Identities] [Mutual Healing] [Male Lead: Erlang Shen Yang Jian]

One day, Fanwu, who always followed the rules, saw spoiler comments floating across the screen and suddenly understood: she was the heroine of an unfinished derivative novel.

-(After faking her death, she returns to the Celestial Court)-

The Queen Mother of the West pointed at her and said, "When immortals fall in love, the Three Realms fall into chaos."

Fanwu was completely baffled and fired off a rapid string of questions: "Love? Me? With whom? I've spent three hundred years tending flowers and plants. Who have I been sweet-talking? The old Bodhi tree?"

The Queen Mother of the West was momentarily at a loss for words. "...You made True Lord Qingyuan fall in love. That is your sin!"

Fanwu turned to True Lord Qingyuan with an innocent look. "I'm innocent! Say something!"

True Lord Qingyuan averted his gaze, his earlobes red as blood. She's... so cute.

The comments began to run wild, filling the screen with snide remarks: "Tsk, tsk, tsk~ Husband, hurry up and say something~"

Fanwu could take no more. "Comments, shut up! You're making my eyes hurt!"

Comments: "Meow meow meow?" (About going online without putting on any pants and getting caught by my daughter.)

[Reader's Guide]:

1. A healing, sweet little treat:

Rebellious heroine: Loves roasting the plot of an unfinished derivative novel along with the comments (Fanwu)

Male lead: True Lord Qingyuan, a cold and celibate beauty high above the world (Yang Jian)

2. No intimate scenes before the male lead reaches adulthood.

3. I just wanted to write a sweet little story about two rebellious brats in the Celestial Court, hehe.

4. Compared with the male lead, who instinctively understands his feelings, the heroine is a little slow to react to romance. It's sweet all the way, with a little silliness for flavor.

5. The anti-piracy rate is 50%. The main text has been revised; I am only responsible for the official version.

6. Synopsis screenshot taken on 2025/05/18. I don't read comments.

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★ "Coming Clean: Your Daughter Is Wu Zetian [Tang Dynasty to Qin]"

Empress Wu Zetian died of old age. When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated from the prosperous Tang Dynasty to Qin, before its unification.

She... had become Ying Zheng's eldest daughter?

Was this emperor, who kept shouting about conquering the six states, her father?

The empress kept a cool face. [Not bad-looking. If he were in the Tang Dynasty, I'd definitely take him as a male favorite.]

The next second, she saw her father's face darken...

"Elder Sister, Elder Sister..." This troublesome chubby little brat with a snot bubble...

The empress looked disdainful. [Stay away from me.]

Her younger brother? Hu Hai?

Oh no, was it still too late to start over?

She turned and saw Young Master Fusu.

"Little Sister..." Fusu held a paper kite and smiled radiantly, as refreshing as a spring breeze.

The empress smiled. [There are cedars on the mountain and lotuses in the marsh. This unmatched young master is a pleasure to behold. Now this is what I should be looking at.]

First Emperor's Diary (1)

I have likely been overworked lately and begun to hallucinate. I suspect I heard Man'er's thoughts.

At her coming-of-age ceremony, I saw her sitting there with a faint pout, bored out of her mind.

"Man'er, what exactly do you want?"

I thought I heard her thoughts...

[The imperial seal. If I really said so, you wouldn't be happy about it.]

"Someone, bring me the imperial seal."

I grabbed the seal and shoved it into her hands.

Would that satisfy her?

Who would have thought...

She stared at the throne. [Why not just hand the throne over to me?]

And so, I swore an oath: I would conquer the six states and give her the vast realm as a coming-of-age gift.

First Emperor's Diary (2)

Time flew by, and Man'er had grown up. It was time to hand the empire over to her.

Rebels have risen recently. I am fully prepared and will surely crush them all at once.

But why does the woman leading the rebel army beneath the city tower look so familiar?

Once again, I heard that familiar voice in my mind.

[You are the first of your kind; I will have no successor. You need not feel ashamed to lose to me.]

Her gaze was fierce, her ambition a wildfire sweeping across the land.

...What a filial daughter. She'll be the death of me.

Thesis: Keep hope in your heart even when trapped in hardship