The Thieving Husband Steals His Spouse

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Sang Luo loves money more than life itself. One day, he steals a person and brings him home.

The man is incredibly handsome and, more importantly, clearly a rich young master. Unfortunately, he’s fallen on hard times and become a fool.

Sang Luo strokes the fool’s fine clothes. “Heh heh heh… When we find your parents, you’d better repay me properly! Give me five taels! Otherwise, I’ll throw you out of this ruined temple and make you sleep with the dogs!”

The fool has no idea how much five taels is. He doesn’t want to sleep with the dogs, and all he wants is to sleep with Sang Luo, whose body is soft and smells nice, so he nods emphatically.

*

Sang Luo waits and waits, but the fool’s family never shows up.

The more he thinks about it, the angrier he gets. He feels like he’s getting a raw deal and is trying to figure out how to kick the fool out of the ruined temple when an accident happens: the fool proves exceptionally gifted and sleeps with him.

Sang Luo is angry and thrilled, his legs trembling as he grits his teeth. “I’m getting completely ripped off! Five taels isn’t enough. I want fifty!”

The fool has no idea how much fifty taels is. He only knows he needs to earn a few extra coins running errands today so he can buy Sang Luo a big roast chicken.

Sang Luo munches on the roast chicken and quietly revises fifty taels to forty-nine taels, nine qian, and ninety-nine wen.

The fool sticks to Sang Luo like glue, following him everywhere. At night, he clings to Sang Luo and shows off his exceptional talents and heroic vigor.

Sang Luo is so blissed out that his scalp tingles, and decides to knock another half-wen off the price.

*

Everyone says Sang Luo is a fool. He took in a person to raise, and after all this time, he hasn’t gotten any money out of it. Instead, he’s given himself away. Once the fool comes to his senses, he’ll definitely run off!

Sang Luo angrily flings a bucket of slop at them. “Just you wait and see me make a fortune!”

With another person to feed in his ruined-temple home, Sang Luo has no choice but to give up thieving and start a small business, following others into the liquor trade.

The fool is strong and has no trouble hauling and transporting the liquor, so their little liquor business is thriving.

The only problem is that the taciturn fool is always sweaty and terribly clingy.

As he clings and clings, Sang Luo ends up pregnant. He grabs the fool by the ear. “You’d better work hard and earn lots of money to support our family, got it?”

But before any fortune comes their way, the fool of a husband runs off.

Sang Luo chases after him with a baby on the way, all the way to the imposing Prince’s residence. He tries to climb over the wall, but gets caught red-handed.

The ruthless, decisive prince crushes a roof tile in his hand, a vein throbbing at his temple as he glares. “What are you doing here?”

Sang Luo: “Husband, I came to steal a person.”

[Red Lines]

1. Stealing things is wrong. Never do it!

2. Stealing things is bad. Never do it!

3. Stealing things is unacceptable. Never do it!

4. And, of course, stealing people is unacceptable too!!!!

5. This is fiction, not reality. Please don’t take it seriously. Just enjoy the story.

6. The setting is provisional. Things may change before the story begins. orz

7. More to come…

8. Wishing everyone great prosperity! Thank you!~

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