After Telling the Green-Tea Yandere I Want a Divorce [Quick Transmigration]

The second week after Zhao Guannan said she wanted a divorce, Chu Yaohui got into a car accident and fell into a coma.

Drafted into the consciousness realm to wake him up, Zhao Guannan is shocked, frowns, shakes her head, and frantically refuses. Why does every version of Chu Yaohui in this place combine the traits of a flirt, a schemer, a jealous man, a crybaby, and a manipulator? He's a male yandere with every vice in the book!

At this most inopportune moment, Zhao Guannan makes an even more troubling discovery. Only belatedly does she realize that Xiao Tao likes her too.

But it's already too late. Chu Yaohui uses being "abandoned" as an excuse to do whatever he wants, and will never return to the prison of restraint.

"You're the one who tried to run away first, so you can't blame me..."

"Sis, I hate that you're such a blockhead..."

Huh? Why is he crying now? Zhao Guannan is at a loss. She's the one trapped in the mental world, yet Chu Yaohui lowers his lashes and droops his eyes, acting all obedient. How can she think about anything else?! All she can do is worry about whether they've followed the love confession script properly, and whether messing it up will make him cry again.

World One: She knows she's being wooed, but secretly goes easy on him, a darkened male lead who thinks he's a virtual character and can't break through the fourth wall

A multi-layered scheme to win over the wooer: first, create a resilient, delicate flower persona that inspires sympathy, then arrange for the other person to save him like a hero... Chu Yaohui had planned everything perfectly, but he forgot that Sis doesn't belong here. She could leave his world at any time and never come back!

No. He won't allow it! Now that she's here, she has to stay with him for the rest of her life!

"Scared? That makes me very sad."

Wait, why are you sad? She's the one who discovered how bizarre this world is! Before Zhao Guannan opened the door, she certainly hadn't been prepared to see her own photos covering every inch of the walls...

World Two: The Demon King is actually soft and cuddly~, a squishy, clingy little octopus

Chu Yaohui is, after all, the last Demon King of our deep sea. He's been king for so many years, but this time he might really be done for.

The reason? The human continent has contributed a rather delicious apprentice hero. Even the well-traveled Demon King of the Deep Sea has never encountered a hero from the highlands, made incredibly sweet by the extreme temperature difference between day and night.

So sweet, so sweet! The first time the Demon King came ashore, he nearly lost control of his five tentacles from the sheer pleasure of sucking on her. This hero is impossibly sweet! Why... is she so sweet?!

The lovestruck Demon King bashfully raises a tentacle to propose: "Sis, bite..."

"You can't just put your tentacles in other people's mouths!"

World Three: Give an incubus a taste of the wonders of Chinese cuisine!

A chaste incubus instructor who eats nothing but bland Western food x an Eastern warlock who is really good at cooking (meat)

Zhao Guannan is a special kind of incubus.

She was born on JJ, a platform with the strictest restrictions and the most thorough reviews. It teems with censored fiction, and its articles and excerpts are locked until they're shattered into fragments. As a proper JJ incubus, Zhao Guannan is naturally different from the others. She can't stomach human ***, and she doesn't like the raw, meaty smell of lust.

So the chaste incubus eats nothing but bland Western vegetarian meals. Just when she thinks she won't eat a single bite of meat for the rest of her life, she meets Chu Yaohui, who's infiltrated a witches' academy in women's clothing. Zhao Guannan had no interest in this beautiful student, who could make it onto an incubus's must-eat list, until she discovers his food form. He's a rich, fragrant liquor, and combined with his Eastern bloodline...

"Didn't you know, Sis, that good wine is perfect for braising meat?"

Drawn to the delicious aroma of Eastern meat dishes, the incubus finally strays from her pure ways and tastes lust without the slightest hint of a fishy smell. She eats until she's stuffed.

Reader's Guide:

1. A chaotic mix of melodrama and kinks. I write whatever comes to mind in my dreams.

2. The woman is pure, the man even purer. He's strong, she's stronger.

3. Around ten worlds, in no particular order (it depends on which one I dream about first).

4. Tons and tons and tons of personal worldbuilding!

5. Nonhuman characters. Please read with caution.

Theme: Life should have endless possibilities.