Master, Get Down!!!

Transmigrated into a dog-blood novel as the male lead's eldest disciple

To escape the fate of becoming a cannon-fodder female supporting character,

Yuan Linlang takes on a great mission:

Protect the best butt in the sect, our esteemed master.

Yuan Linlang uses the most shameless golden finger to complete the most daunting task.

She sheds the most tragic tears and gets into the fiercest fights.

Fearless of death, she declares war on several top-tier stars of the cultivation world.

She vows to use her trembling legs

to protect the best butt in the whole world.

No... Ahem... Her master.

When she first transmigrated, Yuan Linlang mistook someone else for her master, grabbed the Demon Lord's butt, and shouted her challenge. She got beaten to a pulp.

She was left speechless. Why did her master dress so wickedly alluring?

Her junior disciple was itching for a fight, and Yuan Linlang guarded against every possibility, but her master's fragrant shoulder was exposed.

Forced to step up her efforts, Yuan Linlang stared at the sky in despair. Her master was going to be the death of her.

The charm of a heartthrob is unbeatable. Turned into a fly swatter, Yuan Linlang was practically dead inside.

The pervert gang grew bigger by the day, and Yuan Linlang became more and more skilled at making sure their family lines ended.

She just wanted to ask: Who could possibly love a master who couldn't even keep his clothes on?

Forced to guard against bites every day, Yuan Linlang just wanted to buy a bottle of Liushen.

Just as her crime-fighting career was nearing its end, her gentle master suddenly acted out of character.

He took her hand and started discussing philosophy. Shocked, Yuan Linlang shoved him away.

Good heavens, she'd gone to all that trouble to protect his chastity,

and this ungrateful man was now coveting her butt instead.

Was this a collapse of morality, or had Yuan Linlang lost the strength to lift her blade?

A delirious story...

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Coming soon: Ghosts and Gods

Nan Mo has lived in the world for a thousand years. Following the will of the gods, she takes the form of a young Daoist priestess

to govern the mortal world on their behalf. But Yan Qing's arrival disrupts her eternal life.

With her divine power in disarray, Nan Mo is forced to join hands with Yan Qing

to search the world for traces of the gods.

But the demons and ghosts, no longer under Nan Mo's control, begin to stir.

Memories buried in the passage of time begin to awaken, too.

Oh, gods, oh, gods, are you being merciful, or is this punishment?

Theme: A silly life needs no rehearsal.