As a member of the ancient Xulu deer clan, Shiluo will only ever seek one mate in her entire life. Hers is the most devoted and faithful of all species.
Before her daughter set out to travel the world, her mother worried that the sweet, sensible girl would be mistreated. She repeatedly warned her, "Sweetie, go have fun, and don't hold yourself back."
Shiluo nodded, seeming to understand.
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After Shiluo left home, she took her mother's words to heart and let her true nature run completely wild.
Only... something seemed a little off.
Three months into her travels, she seduced a brooding, obsessive Demon Lord. He was willing to hand over his entire demonic domain to help her "recover" her cultivation.
Shiluo sighed. "A good husband helps me reach for the clouds, and I'll repay him with ten thousand taels of gold."
A year into her travels, she seduced a cold, aloof Buddhist cultivator. The day he broke his vows, his cultivation plummeted. He ignored everyone around him and stubbornly followed her.
With her cultivation greatly increased, Shiluo said, "With a good husband like this, what more could a wife ask for?"
Two years into her travels, she hooked up with a proud, sharp-tongued Immortal Venerable who practiced the Merciless Dao. He was even willing to leave his sect for her.
Now in full possession of her abilities, Shiluo said, "With a good husband at home, what more could I ask of life?"
She had kept it all well hidden, until they came knocking on her door to ask for her hand in marriage. Everything came to light.
The hall was packed with men. Her mother was so furious she fainted on the spot. Her father flew into a rage and, to appease the crowd, made a show of locking her in jail for a month.
Then... Shiluo, locked in jail, refused to learn her lesson and seduced her childhood friend, who was bringing her food.
You really couldn't blame her.
Who told him to be so beautiful?
The young man looked utterly miserable, tears falling nonstop. "That was my first time... If word gets out, who would ever want me?"
She kissed and cuddled him, then placated him. "Once things settle down, I'll marry you."
She'd only said it casually, but the young man took her words to heart and joined forces with her parents to set a trap.
It wasn't until the wedding day that she realized it was her own wedding.
Just as Shiluo was being forced to go through all the wedding rites with her childhood friend,
several pregnant men barged into the hall.
Shiluo took a closer look. Good grief, weren't these her ex-boyfriends?!
The world-weary Demon Lord glared at her, one hand on his swollen belly. "I'm going to die with your child."
The usually indifferent Buddhist cultivator glowed with maternal radiance. "I don't want my child to be born out of wedlock."
The impossibly dignified Immortal Venerable was flushed, his collar soaked through. "Choose between the child and him."
Shiluo gave up resisting. Fine, fine, if you're all that eager to marry me, I'll just marry all of you.
From a young woman who had forgotten that the bloodline of the Xulu deer could make men bear children.
[Reading Guide]
1. Men really do give birth in this story. The setting is entirely made up, and the male leads carry the children.
2. All the male leads are virgins and have never been with anyone but the female lead.
3. The female lead is a shameless flirt, and the story is a full-on Mary Sue harem fantasy.
4. There may be a lot of rivalry between the men.
2025.4.27
Theme: Be a good person
