Instance One: Code Geass, complete
Instance Two: Bungou Stray Dogs BEAST, complete
Instance Three: Jujutsu Kaisen, in progress
After the magical boy Qiyu was recruited by Alaya to save the world, he retired in glory. Just as he chose to return to his original world and enjoy a leisurely retirement...
Wait, when I left, this was a post-apocalyptic wasteland where I was an outlaw. How did I come back to a civilized world of order as an undocumented nobody?
When your world has become unrecognizable, all the skills you know are written into the criminal code.
You choose
Qiyu chose to accept the compensation: a “management simulation System,” and work hard to support himself.
If he didn't want to starve, he'd have to work himself to the bone.
From then on, Qiyu lived the life of a corporate drone, running around System instances just to recruit excellent employees.
No coffee machine?
No problem. Just hire a barista who can grind coffee with gravity.
The delivery service charges a penalty for being late?
No problem. Just hire a delivery person who drives a Gundam.
There's been a murder?
No problem. Just hire an undercover government agent with connections.
What? An excellent employee who faked his death and came to work at my shop has been tracked down and reported by an old acquaintance from his original world?
He died, he didn't disappear into thin air. Why can't he work at my shop?
He-doesn't-even-want-a-sal-ary!
The employee application forms at Poirot Café:
Lelouch: Thanks for asking. I just wanted to give the ability users a tiny taste of the evil emperor's shock and awe.
The Gravity User: Thanks for asking. I just wanted to give the sorcerers a tiny taste of Arahabaki's shock and awe.
The Cursed Spirit Manipulator: Thanks for asking. I just wanted to give the Gundam a tiny taste of Cursed Spirit Manipulation.
Char: Thanks for asking. I just wanted to give the liquor distillery a tiny taste of the Gundam.
Bourbon: Thanks for asking. I'm an undercover agent, and I pay to work here.
This novel is also known as:
“Is It Wrong to Grind Through Instances and Recruit Employees Like Crazy During My Retirement?”
“I Came Back to Relax, Not to Cultivate Immortality”
“This Coffee Shop Is Way Too Criminal”
(Thanks to my friend D for helping name the story. I really am terrible at coming up with titles.)
A recommendation for two friends' upcoming top-focused fanfiction romances:
1. My Mental State Is Hanging by a Thread: My ability is to throw parties inside my head, and I reach the pinnacle of life with the help of my personalities (psychiatric hospital).
2. Yes, Mr. President!: Transmigrate and write JoJo fan history, but as a plagiarist!
Warnings:
1. Qiyu has no romantic pairing and no one-sided crushes. Some supporting characters will have canon pairings (meaning couples whose relationship is already confirmed in the original work, like Lelouch and C.C.).
2. The main world is Detective Conan. The story is divided between everyday life at the café and the instances, and doesn't touch the main Detective Conan plot. There are many major changes and lots of original settings.
3. This is a self-indulgent story written to feed my friend Y and myself. It will feature some old, obscure anime.
4. The instances include original parallel worlds based on the source works, with plenty of original plot. Some worlds will have multiple loops.
5. Qiyu's original world is Madoka Magica, and the world where he worked before retiring is Type-Moon.
6. OOC warning. The author only promises not to maliciously smear any character based on personal preferences.
7. Two thousand words a week. Saturdays are always off. If I can't update, I'll put up a leave notice.
***The cover and character card were commissioned from Meihuashan, based on Qiyu's design.***
***This author really likes commissioning art of little Qiyu.***
***The cover will be changed regularly.***
***I'll organize all the commissioned works and upload them to Weibo later.***
Theme: Stay grounded and live earnestly to build a beautiful future
Qiyu, you took out Lelouch's very smart SSR at the beginning just to torture his mental state and give yourself a guarantee, right? Haha
Great, this orangutan full of muscles and brains has returned to the battle to welcome the peak of intelligence and the super powerful beautiful boy special magic spirit (?) And the super scary magical girl
It's such a pity that I have written so many explanations.
"Cowardice" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ It's okay to be cowardly, feeble, or feeble, but cowardice is not appropriate here...
Really, the magical girl part is so authentic (oh not the Sakura part). Also, I just discovered that the title of the article is really interesting 💪
That's why I often say that magical girls and spellcasters are highly compatible. [Covering face, laughing and crying]
Teacher, can you still see yourself when you look in the mirror? 🐶🌹
Teacher, have a good rest, I will wait for you??? Look good!??????
After tying ww, I just quietly waited for my meal [Purple Sugar] kswl
How come there is such a beautiful article? . . . How come there is such a beautiful article? . . . How come there is such a beautiful article? . . . How come there is such a beautiful article? . . . How come there is such a beautiful article? . . . I originally wanted to post it after tying it, but it looks really good (crying). I don't have enough writing skills to write a long review, so I died 😭 😭 😭 🤩 🤩 💪 💪