Interstellar Livestream, but the Little Kitty Can't Read

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A cold-faced, cute, fake playboy, soft and cuddly cat-like bottom × a top who gets teased into wanting more, then realizes the bottom is a playboy and is furious

An interstellar dating show craze swept the stars. Everyone, regardless of age, gender, or species, was told to fall in love. But gradually, audiences grew tired of dating shows full of scripts. They wanted something real, an unfiltered, natural, sweet romance!

The production team is recruiting now! Come pick the couple that makes your heart flutter!

When Limi first arrived in the big city, he worked odd jobs day and night and was worrying about how to afford food when a glowing screen suddenly appeared before him.

System notification:

[Congratulations!!! You've been selected for the interstellar dating show's livestream! Go find your dream date and fall into a passionate romance~ The most popular contestant will win billions of interstellar coins~]

A flood of comments immediately poured across the screen.

[First time watching a dating show from Blue Star. Why aren't they showing their face?]

[What a shabby setting. Can they really find a partner like this?]

[Did the production team even bother choosing their contestants...?]

The comments were full of insults. On the other side of the screen, the person didn't even lift their head. Just as everyone started wondering if they'd bullied the little cat into tears, the other person finally moved and said in a clear, timid voice:

"Sorry, I can't read... Could you say it out loud?"

The comments exploded.

[Holy crap! So pure!! This is what first love feels like!]

[I take it back! They're not just illiterate, they're completely uneducated! Great pick, production team... We need more uneducated contestants...]

[Don't worry, baby. We'll teach you everything, one step at a time.]

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In a downtown office tower in City A, Ji Chenzhou rubbed his brow. This was the third time this month. If someone else tried to climb into his bed, he was going to

Ding dong!

[You have a friend request]

A tabby cat avatar popped up: Sexy chat companion~ Online service~ Handsome, come on over~

Ji Chenzhou: ?

Ji Chenzhou: Fine, let's see who sent you this time.

But even after chatting on and off for half a year, this person had never suggested taking things further. They'd even turned him down when he asked to meet in person.

And yet they kept sending him strange, flirtatious messages.

Limi: I like you, handsome. I tried nipple piercings today. It feels so good.

Ji Chenzhou held back and asked with difficulty: Could you tone it down a little?! ...Does it really feel good?

A few minutes later,

Limi: Oh, typo. I meant meditation.

Ji Chenzhou: ...

If he replied to this person one more time, he'd be a dog!!!

A few days later, a friend sent him a screenshot: Bro Ji, this Limi added me too and said he likes me...

Ji Chenzhou was silent for three seconds.

Then another screenshot came.

Then another.

His friend asked nervously: He said I'm his favorite.

Another friend: He told me the same thing.

[Hahahaha, we're in trouble. We messed up.]

[Baby Limi got carried away.]

[President Ji is silent. President Ji is looking up an address...]

That night, someone knocked on the door of Limi's shabby basement apartment.

Reading guide:

1. The story is split 60/40 between everyday life and the livestream.

2. Only chapters marked with a number contain livestream content.

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